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Vintage Nuclear Toys
This was the most elaborate Atomic Energy educational set ever produced, but it was only only available from 1951 to 1952.
Melvin the Magical Mixed Media Machine is an epic Rube Goldberg machine takes pictures and makes videos of its audience as it sets things on fire and smashes ceramic hippos.  
 
replaces it with porn  
 
Imagine you're giving a presentation to the board of directors at your company. You have your PowerPoint slides all ready, you're projecting onto a 64 inch screen... what could possibly go wrong?  
 
Well, what would you do if your carefully composed presentation was replaced on the big screen by images of a naked woman? My guess is that you wouldn't know where to put your laser pointer..
This Documentary explores the world of three women who are sexually and emotionally attracted to objects. These so-called ‘objectum sexuals’ shy away from contact with other humans in favour of structures large and small.  
 
Naisho, an American woman, has been lovingly connected with the Golden Gate Bridge, has a fence for a lover in her bedroom, used to be in love with an archery bow and is now officially married to the Eiffel Tower.  
 
Together with Naisho and the documentary crew, a swedish woman introduces us to some of her lovers – a guillotine and a fence, and another American woman gives us an insight to her three greatest lovers in this world. A carnival fun ride, a church fence and the Empire State building in New York.  
 
It is a journey into the notions of love, tolerance, freedom of choice in our modern world, and a road towards understanding objectophilia better.
Animals Being Dicks
Silly gifs of animals being rude, pretentious, or otherwise dickish
Crop circles might be known for their beauty and paranormal allure, but the giant phalluses etched into the field of a New Zealand high school hold no such mystique.  
 
Fairfield College, in the North Island town of Hamilton, has been snapped by satellite cameras with six huge penises burnt into the grass.  
 
The x-rated images, immortalised on the website Google Earth, were spotted by Kiwi David McQuoid while scanning the neighbourhood online looking for a property.  
 
"At first I thought it was a large piece of artwork," he said of the shot, which shows cartoon-like phalluses of various sizes, some several metres across.
what more can i say?
ELIZA emulates a Rogerian psychotherapist.  
 
ELIZA has almost no intelligence whatsoever, only tricks like string substitution and canned responses based on keywords. Yet when the original ELIZA first appeared in the 60's, some people actually mistook her for human. The illusion of intelligence works best, however, if you limit your conversation to talking about yourself and your life.  
 
This javascript version of ELIZA was originally written by Michal Wallace and significantly enhanced by George Dunlop.  
 
Note: Eliza is dumb! This is common knowledge. Please don't write to me telling me she's dumb, or how to fix it.
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A dozen or so Japanese tourists a year have to be repatriated from the French capital, after falling prey to what's become known as "Paris syndrome".  
 
That is what some polite Japanese tourists suffer when they discover that Parisians can be rude or the city does not meet their expectations.  
 
The experience can apparently be too stressful for some and they suffer a psychiatric breakdown.
gross oddities for your eyes only
Literally Unbelievable
Because there aren't enough trolls on the internet already, some of the dumber Facebook users are actually forced to troll themselves from time to time (read: all the time, always). Thankfully, for those of us that aren't ashamed to laugh at humanity's spiraling downfall, 'Literally Unbelievable' is a blog that documents these gems of human sadness. Basically it goes like this: somebody links to an article from The Onion believing it's real, along with an expression of their outrage (usually in the form of misspelled drivel), then a bunch of other idiots jump on the dumbf*** bandwagon as it goes careening down a mountain. It's great.  
 
Giant Bin Laden Destroys New York, Washington
Alina Novikovna, spurned Eastern European mail-order bride, seeks revenge on her husband by reading a letter from her husband on YouTube. She adds scathing commentary, and this has to be seen to be believed.
My sister found these in her attic last weekend, where they has been sat gathering dust for the last couple of decades. They used to belong to her ex-husband, who is one of the biggest a***holes ever to draw breath. I never liked the wan*er, and based my initial antipathy towards him on his taste in music. Not to put too fine a point on it, he was that most contemptible form of pond life, a Jazz Funker. This meant that as well as s*it taste in music, he had appalling taste in clothes too. Pringle jumpers, pleated Farrahs, shoes that looked like pasties, white socks, revolting shirts and a comical wedge-cut hairdon't. Add to this 80s fashion horrorshow a Ford Capri and Super Mario-style moustache underlining his bulbous nose, and you get an object lesson in twatdom. No wonder Northern Soul fans (and everyone else) treated the Jazz Funk fans with sneering contempt.  
 
I couldn't comprehend what on earth my usually sensible sister could possibly see in the pillock. In vain I pleaded with her to send him packing. My argument that his hankering for Earth Wind & Fire records and attendance at soul weekenders made him a poor choice of mate was waved away as the rantings of a callow youth. She felt my reasoning was unsound.  
 
Reader, she married him.  
He made her life miserable for a few years with his moping, moody belligerence (and playing horrendous records like these). He told her lies and generally behaved like a platinum c*nt. Then he dumped her for his mistress when my sister was four months pregnant.
We take it for granted that our hair dryers won't send us to the emergency room and our toothbrushes won't make us go numb. Unfortunately, the same can't be said about sex toys.  
 
It's entirely possible that someone's favorite cyclotron vibrator can shell-shock nerves, penis rings might lead to a grievous case of penile gangrene or those little vibrating beads could slip upstream and become tragicomically lost in bodily cavities while still in the "on" position.  
 
Not only is it possible, it happens. Yet the same manufacturers go on making the same poorly designed sex toys, and people go on using them in the same poorly informed ways. Education and regulatory oversight are in short supply.  
 
Plus, there's the whole "Who, me?" issue.