Did you State of Union?
Yes.
66%
No.
0%
I was going to but...
33%
Did you Powerball?
Yes.
33%
No.
66%
I was going to but...
0%
Are you going to Powerball? (It's a BILLION dollars)
Yes.
50%
No.
33%
I'm thinking about it but...
16%
How much would you say your life has changed since the filter went dark and came back?
Same old, same old.
0%
Minor expected changes.
14%
A few life changes.
0%
Some major differences.
85%
I'm barely the same person.
0%
If it could change, it did change.
0%
Other..comment below.
0%
You Must Take-Out
Chinese
20%
Pizza
20%
Thai
20%
Sandwiches
0%
Burritos
20%
The Trash
20%
Michael Cera:
Comic Genius
18%
America's Hugh Grant
81%
You must choose (sci-fi geek addition):
Tardis
50%
Enterprise
50%
Is there something you would like to share with the rest of us Amazing Larry?
Yes...please share.
0%
No.
0%
I'm not amazing.
0%
I'm not Larry.
42%
I'm not amazing or Larry.
57%
Would you enroll at South Harmon Institute of Technology?
I'm already enrolled in skepticism 403.
55%
Not on your PhD lovin' life.
16%
Bacon (sigh)
27%
Thanksgiving Main Dishes:
Fried Turkey and Roasted Turkey
50%
Fried Turkey and Roast Beef
8%
Fried Turkey and Ham
41%
Next weeks cookie adventure should be:
Chewy Vanilla Cookies
16%
Nutty Butterscotch Bars
0%
Orange Creme Stars
25%
Pinwheel Cookies
8%
Lemon-Lime Butter Wafers
16%
Glazed Maple Pecan Cookies
16%
Almond Crescents
8%
Brown Sugar Cookies
0%
Chocolate Malt Cookies
8%
Other: must provide reliable recipe.
0%
Smith will be practicing new cookies for her holiday baking. The new recipe she should try is:
Cranberry Streusel Shortbread Bars
29%
Macadamia Double-Decker Brownie Bars
17%
Coffee Thins
0%
Chewy Vanilla Cookies
17%
Brown Sugar Spice Cookies
11%
Classic Shortbread
5%
Marbled Chocolate Vanilla Cookies
0%
Lemon-Lime Butter Wafers
5%
Chocolate-Dipped Almond Crescents
0%
Orange Creme Stars
11%
You must fund:
Health Care
38%
Public Safety
15%
Education
46%
Is deep-fried cookie dough a good idea?
yes.
66%
no.
33%
other (comments, recipes, suggestions)
0%
Would you eat a dill pickle that has been soaked in a mixture of its own brine and cherry kool aid?
Ugh..no.
45%
Ugh...yes.
27%
Recipe Please.
0%
Can I add Bacon?
9%
Other.
18%
Can you resist leftover birthday cake?
No.
35%
Yes.
64%
You must toast:
White
23%
Wheat
23%
Sourdough
38%
Rye
15%
What is the most you would ever pay for a meal in a fine restaurant? (Per person, not including wine or cocktails)
$50
13%
$75
13%
$100
20%
$125
6%
$150
13%
$175
0%
$200
6%
$300
6%
$500
13%
Other: please comment.
6%
Who does your taxes?
Me, the old fashioned way.
10%
Me and my significant other, the old fashioned way.
10%
My significant other, the old fashioned way.
0%
Me with software.
26%
Me and my significant other, with software.
0%
My significant other, with software.
5%
A tax preparation service (H and R, Liberty, etc.)
21%
A CPA
15%
I don't pay taxes and I'm hoping they don't catch me.
5%
I don't have to pay taxes yet.
5%
Ideally, how many kids would you like to have?
None
50%
One is Fun
13%
Two's company
31%
Three's a charm
0%
Four for me
0%
Party of Five
0%
A cool Half Dozen
0%
Seventh Heaven
0%
Eight is enough
0%
More...comment below.
4%
Do you like artichokes?
Yep.
71%
Nope.
14%
Choke on it.
9%
Bacon.
0%
Other.
4%
What food competition would you want to be a judge at?
BBQ/Chili Cookoff
27%
Pie
9%
Seafood
18%
Chicken
0%
Fruit of some sort
0%
Renaissance
4%
Beef
9%
Pork
0%
Bacon
18%
Other
13%
When the Emperor tells Luke he'll "pay the price for his lack of vision," don't you wish it was Lucas under those lightening bolts paying the price?
Sweet, holy moly, yes.
66%
What, I like Episodes One and Two.
0%
This is not a Bacon Option.
22%
Other.
11%
How much water do you drink a day?
one glass
0%
2-4 glasses
13%
5-7 glasses
31%
8 glasses
4%
more than 8
27%
water's for washing, not drinking.
18%
other (I'm different and I must post a witty comment.)
4%
You must cheese:
Real California Cheese
36%
Wisconsin Pride
63%
Which Metallica are you?
Long hair, kickin' ass, world touring, beer drinking, drug ingesting, hand catching on fire, hard rock, metal man!
73%
Short hair, suit wearing, Napster suing, martini drinking, new age kid raising, occupational psychotherapist band meeting, heath food, exercising, heavy metal, man?
26%
If I have more rhymes than your whole damn crew, how many rhymes to I have?
More than Mike D, but less than 50 cent.
0%
Less than you'd think, but more than you know what to do with.
38%
A plethora.
44%
Bacon (sigh.)
11%
Other. (comment.)
0%
I've been watching the Victoria Secret IPEX commercial all night, and I have to ask, how advanced does a bra need to be?
The patent pending is unecessary, but it'd be nice to see a bra that unhooked just because I thought about it.
45%
The patent is totally necessary, especially if it makes chocolate pudding.
54%
Other.
0%
Have you ever noticed that news anchors and porn stars wear the same style of make-up?
I have noticed that!
26%
What are you talking about?!
42%
I don't watch porn
15%
I don't watch the news.
5%
other
10%
What new fad Mexican flavoring do you prefer on your chips (potato or corn)?
Limon
10%
Cool Salsa
0%
Chile Verde
10%
Chile and Lime
26%
Guacamole
15%
Nacho Cheese
5%
Enchilada
0%
Bacon
31%