It's not sex without it!
I don't engage in such perversities.
Guy always gets it, girl most of the time.
Girl always gets it, guy most of the time.
eh, it happens, but who cares.
Girl never gets it, guy sometimes does.
Guy never gets it, girl sometimes does.
I don't have sex, period.
I'm in a same sex relationship, what else would we do?
I'm in a same sex relationship, you don't want to know what we do.