Scariest Movie ever?
Posted by i7dealer 15 years ago, closed 15 years ago
Psycho
6%
Repulsion
0%
Night of the Living Dead
6%
Suspiria
0%
Nightmare on Elm Street
6%
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
26%
Don't Look Now
0%
Halloween
0%
The Exorcist
26%
Eraserhead
26%
Are there too many polls posted every day?
Posted by i7dealer 15 years ago, closed 15 years ago
Yes.
20%
No.
50%
Not enough.
20%
Hey, check out that one, it's juicy.
10%
Most impossible thing to say while drunk:
Posted by i7dealer 15 years ago, closed 15 years ago
Cinnamon
0%
Indubitably
11%
Innovative
0%
Preliminary
0%
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
23%
Sorry, you're not really my type.
0%
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
11%
You're right, I can't jump over that table.
5%
Specificity
23%
No thanks, I have had enough to drink.
23%
Should I give up Tigger?
Posted by i7dealer 15 years ago, closed 15 years ago
Yeah, change is good.
35%
No, I would be confused by the avatar change.
35%
Who the hell are you?
7%
Who the hell cares?
21%
Is fifty bucks to much for Artchive to charge for it's patron program?
Posted by i7dealer 15 years ago, closed 15 years ago
Yes
60%
No
0%
I'm one of those wishy washy bastards that clicks 'Other (Please Comment)' and doesn't comment.
40%
Super Mario Sunshine is ...
Posted by i7dealer 15 years ago, closed 15 years ago
A game I've never played
20%
A game spawned from Satan's loins
10%
for the Gamecube, an inferior POS
10%
for the Gamecube, a machine of the gods
30%
My favorite game
0%
proof that mario can be evil and made me cry
0%
Like celery...Yeah, celery.
30%
Beastie Boys?
Posted by i7dealer 15 years ago, closed 15 years ago
Music at it's best (whether you like old or new or whatever)
61%
Utter shit.
15%
Eh.
23%
When should someone be considered rich?
Posted by i7dealer 15 years ago, closed 15 years ago
They have enough money in the bank such that they don't have to work for long periods of time, if at all (Inherieted or saved wealth)
43%
They own a large house (relatively speaking to the norm in your area) and a car/cars that are pricey and new.
25%
They have live-in servants, they name their children Buffy and/or Ram
6%
They make enough money so they can pay rent, have a few nights out a month to dinner, and own a car that's only a few years old.
12%
They don't live with their parents anymore.
0%
They don't have to eat top ramon on saltine crackers for dinner
6%
Who cares, I am rich by any of these standards. Screw you jack, I gots mine.
0%
I store my treasures in heaven.
6%
Can you/do you snowboard or ski?
Posted by i7dealer 15 years ago, closed 15 years ago
Yes, I'm quite good.
50%
No, never tried.
0%
No, I'm scared of sliding down a mountain with sticks strapped to my feet.
0%
yes, although i'm not that good.
33%
don't mention snowboarding and skiing in the same sentence. I ______ and think that _______ is for wimp bitches who can't hack it.
16%
Are polls to cheap for the XP you get?
Posted by i7dealer 15 years ago, closed 15 years ago
Yes
33%
No
33%
Screw you i7, you figured us fast movers out.
33%
I'm considering buying license for Macromedia Flash MX so I can write some games. It's 299 USD, but hacks are available easily so I can have it for free. I should ...
Posted by i7dealer 15 years ago, closed 15 years ago
Hack it, no software is worth 300 bucks.
23%
Buy it, you want to do the right thing.
23%
Hack it, this software is over priced.
0%
Buy it, you get customer support.
7%
Download one of the freeware flash editors that suck balls, but at least you will be doing the right thing and keep your 300 bucks.
30%
What?
0%
Big dogs are sitting on my face.
15%
If someone murders another person with premeditation, what do you think should happen to the convicted killer?
Posted by i7dealer 15 years ago, closed 15 years ago
They should be executed humanely and quietly.
5%
The should be executed in view of the public (on tv, live local people can attend, etc.)
27%
They should be imprisioned for life, no chance for parole.
33%
They should be imprisioned for a long time (10-30 years) and let out if they seem rehabilitated
11%
They should be imprisioned for a moderate amount of time (5-15 years) in a very bad place, with beatings and bad food and back breaking work.
11%
some other thing should be done to them, let me tell you about it.
11%
I don't care. What do we do now?
0%
Crackers in your soup?
Posted by i7dealer 15 years ago, closed 15 years ago
No, soup is good all by itself.
15%
No, I don't eat soup.
0%
Yes, a few make a nice addition
47%
Yes, enough to make the waitress bring more.
10%
Yes, there is more crackers than soup in my bowl.
5%
I piss on this question, you will not know my soup eating habits!
21%
Hostess Twinkies and other assorted Hostess cake products have seemed to change over the years. What do you think?
Posted by i7dealer 15 years ago, closed 15 years ago
They have, I liked them as a kid and now they taste like crap.
14%
No, they haven't, my tastes have changed so that I perceive that they suck now.
14%
I eat them like hotcakes, whaddya mean they suck?
0%
I stay away from twinkies, they're a bit frightening.
28%
Ever since that lady killed the dude and used the 'Twinkie Defense', I stay the hell away from the food and people who eat them.
14%
I smear twinkie stuffing on me and let the aardvarks eat it.
28%
Should someone consider the statistics gathered from polls to be representative of the linkfilter population
Posted by i7dealer 15 years ago, closed 15 years ago
Yes
5%
No
22%
Don't categorize me you bastard
16%
huh?
5%
Maybe
5%
I don't care.
0%
Only those that voice their opinon matter.
5%
Bite me.
0%
Bite me here.
0%
Bite me here, but a little softer.
38%
Is linkfilter really a democracy?
Posted by i7dealer 16 years ago, closed 16 years ago
Yes. I know what the word democracy really means and feel that the linkfilter is the perfect representation of that idea.
10%
Yeah, I mean, what else would you say it is?
5%
Not really, it's more of a benign dictatorship
21%
No, it's autocracy. I'm not so sure about the benign part.
5%
It's facism at it's worse.
0%
It's more of a free-loce commune style thing.
31%
When did I start being governed by linkfilter?
15%
What the hell is an autocracy?
0%
First you nail it's foot to the floor, then you get the camera.
10%
The first time you connected to another computer, at what speed did you connect?
Posted by i7dealer 16 years ago, closed 16 years ago
300 (N81 baby!)
21%
1200
10%
2400
10%
4800
5%
9600
15%
19.2
5%
28.8
21%
56k
5%
I don't know what the hell you're talking about
5%
The speed of thought.
0%
How far would you let your significant other go?
Posted by i7dealer 16 years ago, closed 16 years ago
Flirting with strangers.
26%
Flashing at Mardi Gras.
33%
CyberSex
0%
phone sex worker
6%
stripper
0%
porn star
6%
cheese on rye, hold the mayo
6%
whatever he/she wants.
0%
I keep him/her in the closet, and only let him/her out for romper room time.
20%
What's romper room?
0%
An angel of God has come to you and told you to slay the wicked (which God will point out to you) and he will treat you good for fulfilling his works, what would you do?
Posted by i7dealer 16 years ago, closed 16 years ago
I will start striking with great vengence and furious anger.
33%
curl into a fetal ball and sing to myself.
0%
Check myself into a mental hospital.
38%
Kill myself to spare others the suffering.
4%
Ignore God, he'll go away.
19%
bathe in jello and die a little inside.
4%
Would you consider Smart Identification as a way to get into your house, car, etc. Basically, would you carry around a chip and get rid of your keys?
Posted by i7dealer 16 years ago, closed 16 years ago
Yeah, but embedded in a card (like driver's license)
33%
I'd just carry the chip around in a plastic protective case.
0%
You can embed it in my skin, and while your in there....
25%
No, I like keys.
41%
Can you juggle?
Posted by i7dealer 16 years ago, closed 16 years ago
Yes
30%
No
15%
A little
30%
Only cats
5%
Only sex partners
20%
Have you read the The Illuminatus! Trilogy ?
Posted by i7dealer 16 years ago, closed 16 years ago
yes
11%
no
66%
fnord!
22%
Your idea of what OR means:
Posted by i7dealer 16 years ago, closed 16 years ago
Pick one thing from the group joined by or ("You can have soup or salad")
36%
one or both of the group joined by or ("run to third base if the catcher drops the ball or the pitcher isn't watching")
36%
Who gives a good god damn?
9%
What the hell is your problem? This poll sucks the sweat from a dead man's balls.
18%
What are your feelings about oral sex?
Posted by i7dealer 16 years ago, closed 16 years ago
It's not sex without it!
57%
I don't engage in such perversities.
5%
Guy always gets it, girl most of the time.
0%
Girl always gets it, guy most of the time.
10%
eh, it happens, but who cares.
15%
Girl never gets it, guy sometimes does.
5%
Guy never gets it, girl sometimes does.
0%
I don't have sex, period.
0%
I'm in a same sex relationship, what else would we do?
0%
I'm in a same sex relationship, you don't want to know what we do.
5%
Should i7dealer release the Charm of Pumping?
Posted by i7dealer 16 years ago, closed 16 years ago
yes, but only to the people he likes.
57%
no, it'll break linkfilter! For god's sake!
42%
Did America actually land some people on the moon?
Posted by i7dealer 16 years ago, closed 16 years ago
Yes, of course, I saw it on TV.
66%
No, how the hell could they fit on something so small?
0%
Probably, I heard something like that. Maybe in school.
25%
Hells no, americans aren't smart enough to do anything that crazy.
8%
I have seen/personally have evidence that no one has been on the moon.
0%
I'm the jackass that Buzz rapped on the beak for being cheeky. Hell no we didn't get there.
0%
What's the crappiest holiday?
Posted by i7dealer 16 years ago, closed 16 years ago
Thanksgiving
0%
Halloween
9%
Christmas
27%
New Year's
0%
Easter
27%
Labor Day
18%
Fourth of July
0%
Memorial Day
9%
President's BDay
9%
MLK Day
0%
If the US was the evil empire that many people make it out to be, would you care?
Posted by i7dealer 16 years ago, closed 16 years ago
Not as long as I get my Trix!
6%
Not as long as I get cheap gas!
0%
Hell yes, the government is morally bankrupt.
6%
I could care less
6%
I'm not sure there really are third world countries, never seen them, they must not exist.
0%
Bomb everyone that looks at us funny, the governments doing great!
13%
It is evil, let's drop the 'if' and admit it.
33%
My opinion is so complex and knowledgable that you couldn't begin to grasp what goes on in the real world. Get tossed.
26%
I vote a straight party ticket, it's the only way to go.
0%
What?
6%
On a scale from one to ten, how evil are you?
Posted by i7dealer 16 years ago, closed 16 years ago
1 (Fuzzy Bunny Rabbit)
5%
2
5%
3
15%
4
10%
5
30%
6
10%
7
10%
8
0%
9
10%
10 (Hitler)
5%
When you think of art, you think of....
Posted by i7dealer 16 years ago, closed 16 years ago
Sculpture
0%
Paintings
25%
A cup of piss with a crucifix in it
8%
Music
0%
Animation
0%
Architecture
0%
An environment with a combination of the above
50%
Something you can't even imagine
8%
Yourself
8%
it tastes like burning.
0%