How much did you masturbate while linkfilter was gone?
Posted by beaglebot 4 years ago, closed 4 years ago
None
0%
More than none.
100%
More disturbing:
Posted by beaglebot 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Being touched by someone's junk
0%
Being touched by someones junk that is covered in pudding
100%
If you were currently in the market for both a laptop and an htpc what would be your realistic choices?
Posted by beaglebot 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
It's a survey
0%
so comment
0%
the current htpc is a dell lattitude 600
0%
and lappy is a macbook
100%
Your lover has been magically transformed into an animal, and the only way to restore your lover is to mate with them. Here's the question: Which animal would cause you the least psychological damage?
Posted by beaglebot 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
It's a survey
0%
Not a poll
0%
so answer in comments
0%
I LIKE TO CLICK THINGS!
33%
GAY BAR! GAY BAR!
66%
Can someone be a good person but still be toxic to you personally?
Posted by beaglebot 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Yes
100%
No
0%
Comment
0%
If six turned out to be nine would you mind?
Posted by beaglebot 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
I would mind
50%
I would not mind
50%
If you had a midget two dimensional handyman named Art would you hang him up on the wall when he was done?
Posted by beaglebot 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Sounds handy
100%
Racist.
0%
Are you ready for the impending dust bunny attack?
Posted by beaglebot 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
I have a dust bunny buster
0%
I collect lucky dusty bunny feet
100%
I herd them and sell it as dryer lint to collectors.
0%
Hav eyou ever passed gas so foul and loud that God himself came down to check on things?
Posted by beaglebot 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
ooo, that was good mexican
100%
How dare you!
0%
Have you evermasurbated in Canada and short stroked yourself because of the exchange rate?
Posted by beaglebot 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Yeah, and all I got was this shirt, eh
0%
take off, eh.
100%
Who would win in a cage match, Winnie the Pooh on PCP or The Care Bears with Tinky Wink.
Posted by beaglebot 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Pooh
100%
The others
0%
Would you go se a play or musical called "Somehwere, a penis"
Posted by beaglebot 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yes
75%
No
0%
Comment
0%
Fabulous!
25%
Would using a stepped spoon (like a pyramid, but you know, flatter and spoonish) annoy you if you tried to eat with it?
Posted by beaglebot 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yes
69%
No
0%
Other
0%
This is sort of a half formed idea I have for a project.
30%
Are you capable of having a positive attitude even in negative situations?
Posted by beaglebot 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
I am an electron
0%
Yes
50%
No
50%
Puppy Butts
0%
Who would win in a cage match, Raputin or two ninja dust bunnas and a two dimensional midget handyman named Art armed with a chaingun with three bullets
Posted by beaglebot 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Rasputin
50%
The others
50%
I'd buy that for a dollar.
0%
What does a man have to do to get a little slap and tickle around here?
Posted by beaglebot 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Romance
0%
Power
0%
$20, same as in town buddy
100%
Do stiff nipples make you happy?
Posted by beaglebot 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
ooo, Farrah
50%
Nothing wrong with a little perk me up
50%
Would you like a sweater dear? I'm afraid for my eyes
0%
If you had a midget two dimensional handyman named Art would you hang him up on the wall when he was done?
Posted by beaglebot 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yes
33%
No
0%
I know art when I see it.
66%
Are you ready for the impending dust bunny attack?
Posted by beaglebot 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yes
66%
No
33%
I own a dust buster
0%
In my upcoming trip to Japan where do I need to avoid to keep from being raped by mecha?
Posted by beaglebot 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Osaka
50%
Nara
0%
Tokyo
50%
Other
0%
If you could never have sex again would you still pursue romantic relationships with your gender of choice for such things?
Posted by beaglebot 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
yes
25%
No
75%
Comment
0%
Have you ever masurbated in Canada and short stroked yourself because of the exchange rate?
Posted by beaglebot 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
yes
33%
No
33%
no, I have an app for that
33%
Hav eyou ever passed gas so foul and loud that God himself came down to check on things?
Posted by beaglebot 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Only after chili
0%
Not that I'll admit to
0%
This is a bizarre way to prove gods existance
100%
If six turned out to be nine would you mind?
Posted by beaglebot 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yes
0%
No
33%
Only if they played it over and over on the oldies station.
66%
If you were hungry and tired of rice and beans would you eat fried tripe if someone offered it to you?
Posted by beaglebot 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yes
66%
No
0%
Eww
33%
Other
0%
Do polls that hide the results until the end of th poll annoy you?
Posted by beaglebot 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yes
55%
No
11%
Pong
33%
Why does my apartment complex think I need a 22cubic foot fridge in my sub-studio apartment.
Posted by beaglebot 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Don't ask
50%
Don't tell
50%
Are you Christian/Have you read all of the Left Behind Series/Have you read all of the bible.
Posted by beaglebot 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yes/yes/yes
0%
Yes/yes/no
0%
yes/no/no
8%
no/no/no
75%
no/no/yes
16%
no/yes/yes
0%
no/yes/no
0%
Would you do a montage hamster style?
Posted by beaglebot 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Always end on the sunset.
0%
We're gonna do this hamster style.
100%
Which of hte following things is beaglebot most likely to do in the next two hours?
Posted by beaglebot 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Punch someone in the taint
33%
Stab someone in the taint
0%
Punch someone in the taint with weighted gloves
0%
Cut off someone's dick
0%
Use weighted, bladed, taint punching gloves to punch off someone's dick, then tape it to the gloves and punhc them in the the taint with their own penis
66%