How often do you powder your wig?
Posted by SuperNintendoChalmer 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
Daily
37%
Weekly
0%
Monthly
0%
Wait a god damn minute, this poll isn't funny at all!
62%
What with all the Thanksgiving talk? Wasn't it a month ago?
Posted by SuperNintendoChalmer 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
Yeah, WTF?
22%
Shut up you dirty Canuck.
77%
I'm gonna brine me a turkey.
0%
Favourite Simpsons Episode?
Posted by SuperNintendoChalmer 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
Stonecutters
16%
Scorpio
33%
Homer as Submarine Captain
8%
Homer as Labour Union Head
33%
None of those, you can find my favourite in the comments below
8%
So, the new Beastie Boys song debuted on the O.C. last night. Did you like it?
Posted by SuperNintendoChalmer 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
Good
11%
Bad
0%
Somewhere in between
11%
I didn't notice.
22%
I am an otter-lover who doesn't watch the O.C.
55%
What should be the one book I take backpacking in Europe for 2 months?
Posted by SuperNintendoChalmer 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
Moby Dick.
25%
Paradise Lost.
0%
How 'bout something you'll actually enjoy, SNESC.
75%
YOU MUST CHOOSE
Posted by SuperNintendoChalmer 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
Cheese
52%
Chocolate
47%
Hey Girls, Strip Clubs?
Posted by SuperNintendoChalmer 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
Yep, they're fun.
7%
Nerp, they're boring.
0%
I'm a guy who wants to vote to get XP for nothing.
92%
Hey guys, stripclubs?
Posted by SuperNintendoChalmer 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
Hells yeah!
30%
Nah, they're pretty boring.
50%
No. Absolutely no friction dancing.
15%
I'm a female who wants to vote for the XP but not to screw up the poll results.
5%
Fresh-a pepper?
Posted by SuperNintendoChalmer 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
Grazie
77%
Uh, no thanks.
22%
I live in _________.
Posted by SuperNintendoChalmer 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
an apartment
44%
a house
44%
a condo
5%
a mobile home
0%
assisted housing
0%
a van down by the river
5%
other
0%
Tired?
Posted by SuperNintendoChalmer 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
So very tired.
75%
Nope.
0%
Sometimes. Other times, not so much.
25%
Only who can prevent forest fires?
Posted by SuperNintendoChalmer 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
You
78%
Me
21%
Favourite Cheese?
Posted by SuperNintendoChalmer 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
Edam
0%
Guilliere
14%
Brie
14%
Feta
0%
Smoked Jarlsberg
14%
Blue
0%
2 year old Cheddar
28%
Smegma
0%
Chocolate
0%
Other
28%
When is it time to start losing some weight?
Posted by SuperNintendoChalmer 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
Right now! Carpe Diem.
28%
I'll do it tomorrow.
28%
When you can no longer see your peepus.
19%
When you belly button is less like a button and more like a smile.
9%
When your doctor finds a twinkie hidden in your folds of fat. and you can tell him/her exactly when you lost it.
14%
FuzzyDave?
Posted by SuperNintendoChalmer 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
Fuzziest of Daves.
53%
Not as Fuzzy as he purports.
46%
Am I a bastard for giving a bunch of people CP refunds 20 minutes before roll over?
Posted by SuperNintendoChalmer 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
Yoooou-u-u-u Bastard! *shakes fist*
77%
You Son of a Bitch! *Slams cleched fist into open palm*
22%
Has Rory gone flippin' insane?
Posted by SuperNintendoChalmer 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
Hells Yeah, G.
33%
Nope.
25%
Well, he's always been kinda, you know, but now I'm scared.
33%
Other.
8%
Do you nap at work? Do you crap at work?
Posted by SuperNintendoChalmer 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
I nap at work.
0%
I crap at work.
62%
I both nap and crap at work.
25%
Neither do I nap, nor do I crap at work.
12%
Whose avatar makes you hungriest?
Posted by SuperNintendoChalmer 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
Mad T-Bone
35%
Cornpone
7%
FuzzyDave
14%
fb-
14%
Other
28%
There seems to be a few Pipe Smokers amongst us. Do you name your pipes?
Posted by SuperNintendoChalmer 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
Yes, after Stooges and Saints. (What are their names?)
12%
No, that's kinda weird.
62%
Other
25%
Do you like my shirt?
Posted by SuperNintendoChalmer 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
Yeah Dude. It's awesome!
33%
No way, what the hell are you wearing?
66%
Favourite Alternative to Listening to Prarie Home Companion?
Posted by SuperNintendoChalmer 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
Rinsing open wounds in vinegar
0%
Plucking out nose hairs.
30%
Drinking PBR
30%
Listen to someone's fanfic home recording of PHC.
0%
Allowing Grimace sodomise me while Mayor McCheese and Fry Guys watched.
10%
Letting the old naked guy at the gym with the really dangly balls teabag me.
30%
Whoops.. Dupe Poll post.
Posted by SuperNintendoChalmer 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
Vote here
0%
to give SNC
0%
more XP.
33%
Or delete this
0%
you are sysadmin
33%
(and give me back my cp)
33%
Beer before liquor
Posted by SuperNintendoChalmer 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
never been sicker.
33%
get drunk quicker.
33%
some other clever rhyme.
33%
2 guys, exactly the same in every way. One has a chain saw, the other has a lead pipe of equal length. Who wins?
Posted by SuperNintendoChalmer 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
Lead Pipe
52%
Chain Saw
47%
Gloves or Mittens?
Posted by SuperNintendoChalmer 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
Gloves. They're funcitonal!
68%
Mitts. They're warm!
6%
Either, as long as they're clipped to my sleeves.
6%
Neither, I just put my hands in my sleeves.
18%
My other car is a(n):
Posted by SuperNintendoChalmer 15 years ago, closed 14 years ago
Jaguar.
18%
Bimmer.
0%
Delorean.
9%
ECTO 1.
18%
shitbox also.
36%
SUV with 5 American Flags on it.
0%
Other (Post in Comments)
18%
Other from a movie in the 80s. (*Please* post in comments)
0%
Do you pee in the shower?
Posted by SuperNintendoChalmer 15 years ago, closed 15 years ago
Yes. It's all pipes!
63%
No. Gross. Sickitating. Never.
18%
Sometimes. If I'm in there and I really gotta go.
18%
Other?
0%
Do you change your driving habits around "Baby on Board" signs?
Posted by SuperNintendoChalmer 15 years ago, closed 15 years ago
Yes, won't someone please think of the children!
18%
No, I alway drive the same safe way.
81%
Don't you hate pants?
Posted by SuperNintendoChalmer 15 years ago, closed 15 years ago
Yes. Give me an excuse to burn them like a bra in the 60s.
20%
No. What's my other option, a kilt?
20%
Yes. My ginormous dongle makes them uncomfortable.
20%
No. They keep my genitals from the world.
40%
Pants don't bother people, people who wear pants bother people.
0%
These answers seem to be male oriented (dongle), here is my female opinion about pants (Comments)
0%