Everything is awesome - agree or disagree?
Agree
100%
Disagree
0%
You must choose!
Nightman (AHHH AHHHHHHHH)
0%
Dayman (AHHH AHHHHHHH)
0%
Do you believe in Slash?
Yes
0%
Yes, in a metamorphical way
12%
No
87%
Assuming she was otherwise qualified, would you vote for a pregnant female for president?
Yes
57%
No
42%
Is Osama bin Laden really dead?
Yes
68%
No
31%
Have you ever completely alienated your user base?
Yes
100%
No
0%
Do you use Facebook Questions?
Yes
0%
No
46%
I don't have a Facebook account
53%
Have you ever drank leprechaun urine?
Yes
33%
No
66%
Have you ever drank unicorn urine?
Yes
66%
No
33%
Have you even drunken clown blood?
Yes
20%
No
80%
Have you ever seen an African-American clown?
Yes
25%
No
75%
How delicious would Bambi's mom be?
Very delicious
42%
Somewhat delicious
0%
Not every delicious at all
57%
Have you ever been in an automobile accident?
Yes
83%
No
16%
Who is faster?
Superman
40%
Santa
60%
Is your Chrimbus bush wet and trim?
Yes
33%
No
66%
Does the Queen of England smell pleasant?
Yes
25%
No
75%
Who would win in a fight?
A dog
0%
A monkey
100%
You must Jew!
Orthodox
0%
Conservative
0%
Reform
100%
Reconstructionist
0%
Have you ever converted to a different religion?
Yes
50%
No
50%
Have you ever lost a finger?
Yes
25%
No
75%
If your head was veal, how much would it be worth?
A lot
66%
Not a lot
16%
Other (comment)
16%
Have you ever stuck a pipe cleaner up your nose?
Yes
20%
No
80%
So, how is everyone?
Fine
66%
Not fine
33%
Do you lend out books from your own personal library?
Yes
41%
No
58%
Has the 11th Doctor been taking fashion hints from FuzzyDave?
Yes
100%
No
0%
What can you call Raymond J. Johnson Jr.?
Ray
16%
Jay
0%
Ray Jay
16%
Ray Jay Jr.
16%
Johnny
0%
Sonny
0%
RJ
0%
RJJ
0%
Johnson
16%
Other (comment)
33%
Fscking magnets, how do they work?
Magnet forces
45%
Miracles
0%
Leprechauns
45%
God
9%
Other (comment)
0%
Which is worse?
Worrying about something you shouldn't worry about
46%
Not worrying about something you should be worrying about
53%
Can you recognize the difference between sympathy and pity?
Yes
81%
No
18%
Have you ever done a grand, sweeping romantic gesture?
Yes, and it worked
50%
Yes, but it didn't work
25%
No
0%