Hot Tranny Mess?
A ham and cheese omelette sandwiched between two banana pancakes topped with country sausage gravy served in a skillet.
25%
Hot buttered biscuts covered in country sausage gravy, topped with two sunnyside up eggs served in a skillet.
66%
Other?
8%
You are a child, the apartment building you live in is on fire, you and your nanny need to evacuate, your mother asks you to save her wigs before you leave. Do you save them?
Yes, Can’t leave Momma’s hair!
28%
Hell No! Let that betch go bald!
71%
Other
0%
Do you have coworkers that openly discuss their medical history in the workplace?
Yes, it weirds me out
50%
Yes, and I do too
10%
No, thank goodness
10%
Other
20%
"Shut up about your vasectomy already!!!"
10%
Do you know Nannerpus?
IT'S NANNERPUS!
16%
Whut?
41%
DIS R SERIOUS BREKFAST!
41%
How do you like your substitutions?
Roasted
7%
Broiled
0%
Broasted
14%
Blackened
7%
Fried
0%
Boiled
0%
Grilled
7%
Burnt
0%
Bacon-wrapped
35%
Otter
28%
Will Schazzy get the call from the credit union to tell him his car loan has been pre-approved this morning?
Yes
60%
No
10%
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
30%
Is there any circumstance where Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich has the right to hit a vampire woman during a coitus session in the event of a Lincoin zombie uprising on New Years Day 2009?
Yes
23%
No
9%
Otter
28%
Bacon
38%
Have you ever made a lovely hat out of previously-used aluminum foil?
Yes
33%
No
16%
I'm going to get that tin foil with the egg yolk smeared on it out of the trash
16%
I'd much prefer to make a Lovely Bacon Hat
33%
Have you ever resorted to eatting pudding with a butterknife because there were no clean spoons?
Yes
16%
No
33%
OMG what am I doing?????
50%
Have you ever made a meal out of junk food?
Yes
92%
No
0%
Look at all these Gordita wrappers, what have I been doing?
7%
How would you respond to an e-mail informing you of Mr Manikata's visit?
I understand he's stuffed with cheese.
50%
Does he come with a salad and breadsticks?
50%
Other
0%
Should it be.....
Pork and Beans
44%
Beans and Pork
55%
You Must Choose! (Schazzy edition)
ShazzTastic! ™
83%
SchazzPealing®
16%
Is Schauspieler posting this poll to use up some of the 70 CP that was refunded to him?
Pickles
0%
Applesauce
0%
Bacon
28%
Blue
0%
Otter
14%
Ss
14%
Beaglebot's Peepus
14%
Eyestabby
0%
Felix
14%
Choking Hazard
14%
You must _________ and rice
Chicken
50%
Pork
50%
Cheese and ___________
Crackers
45%
Chocolate
54%
Do people question your food pairings?
Yes
50%
No
50%
Is a FedEx envelope full of banana pudding funny?
Yes, it's a riot!
70%
No...I see no humor in this.
5%
Shazzy, you and your boss need help.
23%
Would you have a plan of attack if Pokemon attacked the US? Would you learn a lesson from it?
Yes/Yes
25%
Yes/No
12%
No/Yes
12%
No/No
12%
PEEEEEEEKA!
37%
Do you regularly double-post your polls?
Yes
0%
No
37%
I'm Beaglebot
62%
Have you ever eatten coffee beans?
Yes, they are a tasty snack
43%
Yes, because the coffeemaker was broken
0%
Yes, the chocolate covered ones
43%
No, that's just yucky
12%
Favorite Duran Duran song?
Hungry Like the Wolf
7%
Rio
28%
Electric Barberella
7%
Wild Boys
0%
Ordinary World
0%
Notorious
7%
Girls on Film
14%
Planet Earth
0%
Other
7%
I don't like Duran Duran
28%
Does Schauspieler have the Bird Flu?
Yes
22%
No
11%
Nah, it's only the Black Plague
44%
Quit being so dramatic about your cold, Shazzy
22%
I can stop polling anytime I want!
Yep
0%
Maybe
0%
No! I can't stop! I MUST POLL!! Somebody please help!
75%
I'm cold
25%
Has the SS ever forced you to join Jane Fonda
Yes
40%
No
0%
Oh come on!
60%
You Must Pudding!
Chocolate
75%
Glitch
25%
Have you ever considered robbing a bank?
Yes
25%
No
37%
Nah, knocking over gas stations and liquor stores is my racket
37%
Have you ever been Airborne?
Yes, in a plane as a passenger
58%
Yes, as the pilot
8%
Yes, hang gliding
0%
Yes, skydiving
16%
Yes, while riding a Low Flying Mule
8%
No, I'm afraid of flying
0%
No, I don't like heights
0%
No, But I plan on being airborne someday
0%
Other
8%
Would you kill for a Propane Fridge?
Yes
0%
No
100%
Do you like Tartar Sauce?
Yes
92%
No
7%