Best Leftovers to Eat Cold the Next Day
Posted by PAgent 3 years ago, closed 3 years ago
Pizza
0%
Fried Chicken
50%
Other (leave a comment)
50%
9 Comments
African-Americans in ads should be portrayed as speaking:
Posted by PAgent 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Standard American English. Slang and vernacular make blacks appear uneducated and illiterate.
41%
African American Vernacular English. Ads should reflect existing African-American culture.
25%
I doan know nuthin' 'bout birthin' no babies!
33%
9 Comments
Guy Coggins is:
Posted by PAgent 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Sincere, but utterly self-deluded.
33%
A con artist of the first order.
66%
0 Comments
When preparing a document, I:
Posted by PAgent 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Do all my editing on the computer screen.
50%
Have to print it out and proofread a hardcopy.
50%
9 Comments
Picketers that stand in a business district of downtown and blow airhorns for hours on end:
Posted by PAgent 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Are exercising the right of workers to unionize and/or demand fair pay.
23%
Are using a tactic that may be counterproductive.
0%
Have the right to picket, but don't have the right to disturb nearby workers while doing so.
38%
Should have their airhorns shoved right up their asses.
38%
1 Comments
What theme did you select for your Google home page?
Posted by PAgent 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Classic
0%
Beach
11%
Bus Stop
0%
City Scape
0%
Sweet Dreams
0%
Tea House
11%
Seasonal Scape
0%
What the hell are you talking about?
77%
0 Comments
You Must Choose:
Posted by PAgent 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
A Mason jar full of pickled eggs.
55%
A keg bar full of pickled Masons.
44%
0 Comments
Is it appropriate for U.S. Evangelicals to try to influence European Law?
Posted by PAgent 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Yes
10%
No
90%
2 Comments
When playing videogames, I set the thumbstick to:
Posted by PAgent 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Invert (or like an airplane joystick) - push up to move the point of view down
50%
Non-invert - push up to move the point of view up
50%
0 Comments
If I opened a Cafe Press store to sell T-shirts that said "Democrats are Chaotic Good, Republicans are Lawful Evil", would anyone buy one?
Posted by PAgent 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Yes, I would.
28%
Yes, I'm sure SOMEONE would.
64%
I doubt it.
0%
If you do, the GOP will take you down.
7%
5 Comments
Is the use of the term 'breeder' derogatory?
Posted by PAgent 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Hell yes.
11%
I don't think so.
44%
Only when used by gays.
22%
What?
22%
9 Comments
Britney shaved her head because:
Posted by PAgent 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
K-fed threatened to have her hair tested for drugs in an ongoing and nasty custody fight.
11%
She's batshit crazy.
88%
2 Comments
"Shields are down, Captain!"
Posted by PAgent 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
"Reroute power through the auxiliary plasma conduits!"
31%
"Divert power from life support to shields!"
6%
"Reestablish shield integrity by modulating the shield frequency harmonics faster than they can adjust to it!"
0%
"Prepare to separate the saucer section!"
12%
"Computer - engage self-destruct sequence, Code One-One-A."
6%
"Well, crap."
43%
1 Comments
PAgent is getting close to finishing 'Twilight Princess', but he hasn't done all the side-quests and mini-games. Should he:
Posted by PAgent 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Just finish the damn game.
55%
Delay the Final Battle until he has completed EVERYTHING else.
44%
4 Comments
I would rather be
Posted by PAgent 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Stupid, but happy.
81%
Brilliant, but miserable.
18%
1 Comments
How Clean Is Your Home?
Posted by PAgent 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
It's a pig sty. Honestly, between the clutter and the filth, it's a health hazard.
4%
It's really messy. I'm embarrassed to let anyone see it.
22%
Okay, it's cluttered, but not really dirty. I could clean it up pretty quickly if I had to.
45%
It looks 'lived in', but it's basically clean.
22%
Clean. I hate clutter, and everything is in its place, as always.
0%
Antiseptic. I can't help myself. There are germs everywhere. Take your shoes off before you come in.
4%
2 Comments
You Must Choose:
Posted by PAgent 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Street Musician playing Christmas Carols on a trumpet, badly.
33%
Street Musician singing the lyrics of Christmas Carols to random and unrelated melodies played by a Casio keyboard.
66%
1 Comments
You Must Choose:
Posted by PAgent 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Trapped for six months on a desert island alone with a vegan, militant athiest, PETA member.
79%
Trapped for six months on a desert island alone with an enthusiastic and outspoken evangelical Christian.
20%
7 Comments
Why does LF suddenly have so many spammers?
Posted by PAgent 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
More people now recognizing the awesome earning potential of a shitty blog
25%
More people now recognizing LF as the voice of the new intelligentsia
33%
The synchronized banhammer will be a demonstration event in the 2008 Beijeng Summer Games -- people are in training
0%
There is nothing like the icy refreshment of a new bannination. It smells like...menthol cigarettes...
8%
WoW has been cracking down on gold farmers. They had to go SOMEWHERE.
8%
It's just the invisible hand of the free market, giving us all the finger.
25%
INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE!!!
0%
4 Comments
You Must Choose:
Posted by PAgent 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
A new cow orker that has a great personality, and is fun to work with, but is crap at their job.
38%
A new cow orker who is exceptionally good at what they do, but has the personality of a constipated banana slug.
61%
6 Comments
People who mutter to themselves:
Posted by PAgent 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Are kind of scary
15%
Are perfectly normal
30%
Are just like me. What? I'm not talking to you!
53%
0 Comments
You Must Choose:
Posted by PAgent 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
30 days in county lockup for drunk driving
33%
5 days spending 12 hours each day in the town square, locked in stocks, with a sign reading 'Drunk Driver' hanging around your neck
66%
1 Comments
Is Champy double-polling on purpose?
Posted by PAgent 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Yes
50%
No
50%
0 Comments
The PAgent girlchild is having a sleepover tonight with six other 5th grade girls; PAgent should:
Posted by PAgent 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Hide in his bedroom and play Nintendo DS
0%
Hide in the brewpub and eat hot wings
33%
Take his son out of the house to avoid potential cootie crossover
50%
Stay home and take pains to remain friendly and visible, as a supportive male authority figure
16%
4 Comments
You Must Choose:
Posted by PAgent 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Stepping on a nail in bare feet, driving it in nice and deep, then getting a tetenus booster.
10%
Stepping in a squishy puddle of decomposing human remains, in bare feet.
90%
3 Comments
If sniffed, I would have the aroma of:
Posted by PAgent 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
fresh-baked bread
12%
talcum powder
6%
Axe, baby!
0%
a wet dog
12%
an irritated civet cat
6%
frankincense and myrrh
18%
stale sweat
6%
pure sex
37%
3 Comments
Polling Monitors:
Posted by PAgent 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
A good idea to insure a fair election
66%
Unfortunately necessary, even in America
16%
Busybodies with nothing better to do
16%
Leftwing agitators and sore losers trying to skew the election
0%
0 Comments
Eating horse meat is:
Posted by PAgent 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
just an aspect of another culture's cuisine
70%
an epicurean fetish
30%
0 Comments
You Must Choose:
Posted by PAgent 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Loss of Internet access for one month
40%
Loss of driver's license for one month
60%
1 Comments
You Must Choose:
Posted by PAgent 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Getting rammed hard on both shins by the front edge of a handtruck
60%
Breaking a crown on a piece of gravel in your salad
40%
5 Comments