It's a pig sty. Honestly, between the clutter and the filth, it's a health hazard.
It's really messy. I'm embarrassed to let anyone see it.
Okay, it's cluttered, but not really dirty. I could clean it up pretty quickly if I had to.
It looks 'lived in', but it's basically clean.
Clean. I hate clutter, and everything is in its place, as always.
Antiseptic. I can't help myself. There are germs everywhere. Take your shoes off before you come in.