Most important news story of 2009
Posted by Mac 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Octomom
0%
Jon and Kate
0%
Tiger Woods
0%
Balloon Boy
15%
Chris Brown beats up Rihanna
0%
Swine Flu Hysteria
15%
White House Beer Summit
5%
Lady Gaga's penis
20%
White House Gate Crashers
5%
Other (comment)
40%
Which South Park character do you think will be floating away in the weather balloon next week?
Posted by Mac 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Kenny
63%
Kyle
0%
Stan
0%
Butters
18%
Cartman
9%
Other (comment)
9%
Was Obama the right choice for the 2009 Nobel Peace prize?
Posted by Mac 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yes
28%
No
71%
Favorite Utensil
Posted by Mac 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Knife
20%
Spoon
30%
Fork
20%
Spork
10%
Threek
0%
Other (comment)
20%
Help an ignorant 'yankee' out: What is the plural of Y'all?
Posted by Mac 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Y'all
20%
Y'alls
10%
You'se guys
20%
Other (comment)
50%
Which is the biggest threat to American civilization
Posted by Mac 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Credit default swaps
16%
Somali pirates
8%
The use of Autotune in popular music
75%
Wuth Twitter being promoted on the Today show and by Barbara Walters on The View...has it now jumped the shark?
Posted by Mac 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yep
75%
Nope
25%
Is Bernie Madoff the new Britney Spears?
Posted by Mac 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yep
60%
Nope
40%
Should anyone taking mortgage 'bailout' money agree to a cap on their salary (with anything over and above the cap going to pay the government back)?
Posted by Mac 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yes
100%
No
0%
Which is the most inane annual New Year's TV news story
Posted by Mac 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
The one where they show people 'testing' the confetti drop (after 100 or so years, you'd think they'd have this down
66%
The one where they show the testing of the ball drop
16%
The one where they show the cleanup effort and praise the sanitation workers
16%
How big are Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich's balls?
Posted by Mac 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Larger than average
0%
Huuuge!
30%
Ginormous!
70%
'Black Friday' sales...
Posted by Mac 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Out early...must shop!
0%
Will shop at some point during the day, but not early
9%
No fscking way
90%
It's always darkest....
Posted by Mac 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
before the dawn
30%
before it goes completely pitch black
70%
Apple pie should be eaten with....
Posted by Mac 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
A fork
43%
A spoon
25%
Your hands
18%
Bacon
12%
The best offense is...
Posted by Mac 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
A good defense
20%
A good offense
20%
A rasher of bacon
60%
Other
0%
You're given $15. Which of these bets would you gamble your $15 on?
Posted by Mac 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
An 80 percent chance of winning $18.75
27%
A 40 percent chance of winning $37.50
36%
A 20 percent chance of winning $75
18%
A 5 percent chance of $300
17%
You must Jessica!
Posted by Mac 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Alba
75%
Biel
25%
Other (comment)
0%
2 Weeks and a drop of 2000+ dow points later, the bailout was:
Posted by Mac 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
A great idea...we should do it again
7%
A good idea,had to be done
7%
A necessary evil
15%
Meh
0%
I want my $700 Billion Back
69%
You must solve the 'financial crisis'
Posted by Mac 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Bail 'em out
14%
Let 'em fail
35%
Other (comment)
50%
What would be a better use for 700 Billion Dollars
Posted by Mac 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Construct cyborg cops to police America
0%
Create a new battlemech branch of the military
5%
Put a base on one of the moons of Jupiter
11%
Build a bridge from Key West to Nowhere in Alaska
17%
Start construction of a Death Star
35%
Construct a working Voltron
5%
Build an array of space-based lasers to zap evil foreigners 24/7
11%
Other (comment)
11%
Have you ever visited Champy's head?
Posted by Mac 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Yep
27%
No
36%
Uhhhh....wha?
36%
Other (comment)
0%
Favorite hole color
Posted by Mac 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Puce
9%
Aqua
0%
Mauve
9%
Black
63%
Teal
0%
Chartreuse
0%
Indigo
0%
Taupe
0%
Azure
9%
Cerulean
9%
The linkfilter front page has links spanning nearly 2 days...is linkfilter dead?
Posted by Mac 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Not dead...resting
23%
Linkfilter is on summer vacation....if your call is urgent, please contact metafilter
29%
Nope, the internet ran out of stuff to post
17%
Oui, il est mort
29%
Which tastes better?
Posted by Mac 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
açai berry juice
6%
Andre the Giant juice
6%
Otter squeezins
46%
Other
40%
$4 gas is....
Posted by Mac 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Good
15%
Bad
46%
Good overall, but bad for me
15%
Bad overall, but good for me
0%
Other
23%
WillObama win all 57 States in November?
Posted by Mac 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Yes
28%
No, he will only win 52 of them including Alaska and Hawaii
71%
You must RSS!!!
Posted by Mac 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Bloglines (or beta.bloglines)
40%
Google Reader
40%
Firefox
10%
Other
10%
You must Persian bomb
Posted by Mac 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Islamic fundementalist with a nuke
11%
Long hair cat with a flatulence problem
88%
Anyone else sick of wall-to-wall Pope-TV coverage?
Posted by Mac 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Yep
75%
Nope
25%
Preparing taxes this year
Posted by Mac 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Friend/family member
12%
Computer program (taxcut, turbotax, etc)
50%
Accountant
0%
Franchise operation (H&R Block, Jackson Hewitt, etc)
12%
Old school: Pen, calculator and forms
12%
Other
12%