Who's worse? (This what it really comes down to, isn't it?)
Posted by FoolProof 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Gay people that want to get married.
15%
People that can't mind their own fzcking business.
85%
YMC - I want my MTV edition
Posted by FoolProof 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Money for nothin'
85%
Chicks for free
14%
What did I just do?
Posted by FoolProof 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Cleaned.
33%
Made a mess.
66%
What's the shortest amount of time you've ever heard of someone getting fired for sexual harassment after the new employee orientation sexual harassment class?
Posted by FoolProof 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Ejected from the class and fired on the spot.
0%
Within an hour.
0%
Within a day.
0%
First week.
80%
First month.
0%
First year.
0%
BONUS (comment): Describe the incident.
0%
Is Caprica terrible and all viewers should abandon it?
Posted by FoolProof 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Fo Sho
71%
Sho No
28%
Would you attend the funeral of a person that nobody ever liked because the man/woman was an intolerable jackass at ever single encounter?
Posted by FoolProof 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Yes. [comment]
20%
Yes, out of respect to the family.
10%
Yes, for the little sandwiches they serve afterward.
40%
No.
20%
Aww, HELL NAW! [comment]
10%
Do you use iGoogle?
Posted by FoolProof 9 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Yes.
22%
No.
77%
Somewhere? Over The Rainbow?
Posted by FoolProof 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
The giant sunglasses that all the girls are wearing these days look...
Posted by FoolProof 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Hot
30%
Stupid
70%
When you played tag as a kid, what was the 'safe zone' called?
Posted by FoolProof 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Ghoul, gool, goul (sp?)
7%
T
23%
Other (comment)
69%
Should dyslexia hinder a person from playing Scrabble?
Posted by FoolProof 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Nah. All the letters are scrambled anyway.
66%
Yes. Of course. What were you thinking you insensitive bastard?
33%
Sex toys for women are...? Sex toys for men are...?
Posted by FoolProof 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Hot/Hot
20%
Hot/Acceptable
10%
Hot/Gross
10%
Acceptable/Hot
0%
Acceptable/Acceptable
23%
Acceptable/Gross
16%
Gross/Hot
3%
Gross/Acceptable
0%
Gross/Gross
13%
Other - (Please comment)
3%
Who's no fun?
Posted by FoolProof 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Mrs Foop
62%
Someone else
37%
Turducken: Looks delicious or looks disgusting?
Posted by FoolProof 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Delicious
35%
Disgusting
64%
You Must (or not) Candy Corn
Posted by FoolProof 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
I worship at the alter of Candy Corn
6%
I can take it or leave it.
13%
Candy Corn is the lowest snack on the candy totem poll
26%
I worship at the alter of the Anti-Candy Corn. [death metal growl]
53%
Have you ever fired your gun up in the air and said, 'Aaaaah'?
Posted by FoolProof 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Yes, I have ever fired my gun up in the air and said, 'Aaaaah'.
45%
No, I have never fired my gun up in the air and said, 'Aaaaah'.
54%
Have you turned your furnace on yet?
Posted by FoolProof 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
No.
83%
Yes, and I'm in (The state you live in, in comment form)
16%
Your Ass in two words:
Posted by FoolProof 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Big, Gay
23%
Pasty, White
46%
Smooth, Black
0%
other, other
30%
Does a person prove that they are incapable of making sound personal decisions just by smoking cigarettes?
Posted by FoolProof 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Yes
13%
No
86%
Do you enjoy amateurish and poorly produced video series online?
Posted by FoolProof 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Yes. I watch them religiously. I like (in comment form, plz)
50%
Yeah. Here and there. I like (in comment form, plz)
16%
Nope.
33%
You Must Choose - Most Chaotic Agent of Chaos:
Posted by FoolProof 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
The Joker as played by Heath Ledger
22%
Neil Patrick Harris as played by Neil Patrick Harris
77%
Has your poll been debated ad nauseum?
Posted by FoolProof 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Yes
75%
No
25%
test
Posted by FoolProof 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
test
100%
test
0%
Do you own a toaster?
Posted by FoolProof 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Yes. Of course. Everybody does.
63%
No, I don't.
27%
I'm LFM.
9%
Does your cat have a theme song?
Posted by FoolProof 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Yes, and it goes like this: (comment)
62%
No.
25%
I don't have a cat.
12%
I don't have a cat but I do have another pet. It's theme song goes like this: (comment)
0%
I don't have a cat but I do have another pet. It has no theme song.
0%
Furry Pet Owners - Has your pet ever had fleas?
Posted by FoolProof 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Yes, and I shall explain the ordeal in detail in a comment below.
71%
Nope, and I'll explain why in detail in a comment below.
28%
YMC
Posted by FoolProof 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Anonymity
84%
Fame
15%
Do you have a conveniently placed bucked for unexpected side-pee?
Posted by FoolProof 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Of course! Who doesn't?
22%
No, but I'd like one.
33%
No.
44%
When you grasp your ankle can you reach all the way around and touch you thumb and finger together?
Posted by FoolProof 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Yes
8%
No
91%
Is using the words of Jesus Christ for 'Biblical pwnage' taking the Lawrds name in vain?
Posted by FoolProof 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Jesus Christ, no.
85%
Jesus Christ, yes!
14%