How frequently do you imbibe excessive amounts of ethyl alcohol (i.e. get drunk)?
Posted by ultrafastx 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
Daily
9%
Couple times a week
31%
Weekly
9%
Couple times a month
9%
Monthly
13%
Couple times a year
4%
Yearly
4%
Couple times a decade
4%
Never, I drink minimally
13%
Never, I don't drink
0%
I lied
crataegus: I said "a couple of times a week" but I don't get to drink that often. Twice a week is if I'm lucky. Damn this functional alcoholism.
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deathburger: I get too bored with it long before consuming enough to get 'drunk'.  
 
Tipsy and a little twisted, yes. Drunk, no.
I don't trust
ortenzia caviglia: people who don't get drunk. They are control freaks.
ultrafastx: Ummm. No.  
 
 
Guess you shouldn't trust me or honeydew, then.
cornpone: i trust you laserboy, but not with my cowboys.
ultrafastx: I thought tbone stole all your cowboys out from under you.
shigpit: Cornpone had cowboys under him all this time? So that explains a LOT.
ultrafastx: Yeah, like the stains on the carpet.
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cornpone: depends whether i'm on or off the wagon.
ultrafastx: Stay on the wagon or I'm gonna kick your ass.
ultrafastx: And buckle your seatbelt, too!
deathburger: Brush your teeth! Make sure you're wearing clean underwear in case you get hit by a truck!
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jtown: Define excessive. I only get drunk 2 or 3 times a year. I drink 2 or 3 times a week.
drunk
glitch p-udding: i've found that people have wildly different defnitions of "drunk". anyone care to clarify.  
 
bear: I consider someone wasted when one or more of the following apply:  
they can't walk by themselves(but are not handicapped)  
they talk and it doesn't make much sense  
they are uncharacteristically angry or emotional  
 
drunk can mean a lot of things and could even be safe