What would you put in a booty pinata?
Posted by cornpone 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
condoms
5%
love cuffs
0%
mints
11%
clear acrylic nun-chucks
5%
Led Zeppelin IV
16%
lube
22%
cigars
0%
"C" batteries
5%
toothbrush
0%
Something else?
33%
Arrrrrrrrrr!
Dyskolos: Whar thar be booty, thar be pirates!
AB: What kind of pirates?
Dyskolos: Engaging double entendre drive in 3...2...1. ENGAGE!
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fabulon7: I want to select more than one of your choices. Say, any 3.
Seems obvious
FoolProof: I used to love that stuff. It's probably horrible.
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Darwish: What comes out of a booty pinata?
FoolProof: THANK YOU.
AB: I, TOO, ENJOY THE GRATUITOUS USE OF CAPS LOCK. REJOICE!
FoolProof: Hey. I reserve the use of gratuitous caps lock for when I'm LITERALLY FREAKING THE FZCK OUTT!>!?!>?!!!!!
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cornpone: What's wrong with you people? You have nothing else to add to the pinata?
Dyskolos: Barry White's Greatest Hits.
fabulon7: Hot dogs.
FoolProof: HAHAHA!
Darwish: Candied bullets.
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FoolProof: *sniff*  
 
That's beautiful.
Junk
pneum0nic: ...my junk...
Nice
FoolProof: Kinda NSFW-ish, there.
LowFlyingMule: Eww, imagine all the smegg on those things!
Dyskolos: Aaaaaaaand, SCENE!
Yep
Birdieguy: Dozens of Baby Ruth candy bars - without wrappers
Dyskolos: Finally! A serious answer.  
 
Thanks.  
 
This fella is goin' places. Others should learn from his example.
FoolProof: Don't wanna, can't make me.
Dyskolos:
SpearmintFur: Note to self - read ALL the comments before posting next time.  
 
But yeah, I second this.
What to put in a Big Ass Pinata?
SpearmintFur: Those mini Baby Ruth bars.