How do you Wipe your rear
Posted by bear 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
sitting down
58%
standing up
33%
bidet
8%
don't wipe
0%
shower after every sh!t
0%
bare left hand only no paper muslim style
0%
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downtown: most muslims have a form of abulsion that requires them to use a bidet-type or at least a wet napkin.  
 
then again who follows what and who cares really.  
 
as long as you dont smell like you just shit yourself after you return from droppin your load.
downtown: and i have to admit, its kind of weird to post the "magazine in the bathroom" poll and then see that you posted this one.
LowFlyingMule: The bear looks at the rabbit and says,"Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"  
The rabbits says,"No..."  
One Square of TP
pneum0nic: 1. wipe ass with index finger  
2. use square of TP to clean finger