How do you Wipe your rear
Posted by bear 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
sitting down
standing up
don't wipe
shower after every sh!t
bare left hand only no paper muslim style
downtown: most muslims have a form of abulsion that requires them to use a bidet-type or at least a wet napkin.  
then again who follows what and who cares really.  
as long as you dont smell like you just shit yourself after you return from droppin your load.
downtown: and i have to admit, its kind of weird to post the "magazine in the bathroom" poll and then see that you posted this one.
LowFlyingMule: The bear looks at the rabbit and says,"Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"  
The rabbits says,"No..."  
One Square of TP
pneum0nic: 1. wipe ass with index finger  
2. use square of TP to clean finger