Best line ever to come out of a Simpsons' episode?
Posted by darkstar 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Clowns are funny.
A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my carhole!
The frogurt is also cursed.
This elevator only goes to the basement... and someone made an awful mess down there.
It tastes like burning.
My eyes! Ze goggles, zey do no-sing.
Well, I'd expect this kind of language at Dennys, but not here!
Yay, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!
"Sex Cauldron??!! I thought they shut that place down!"
Another? (please comment)
Hugh2d2: Worst. Episode. EVER.
Ralph Wiggum
Oh Boy! Sleep! That's Where I'm A VIKING!"
SpearmintFur: We're not getting into this debate again!
LinusMines: "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."
Hugh2d2: You broke my wookie.
Fluffy: I bent my wookie.
Mac: "Lisa, in this house we OBEY the laws of thermodynamics."
The obvious
SpearmintFur: "Me fail English? That unpossible!"
Inspired by this chatter banter...
darkstar: darkstar> The frogurt is also cursed.  
darkstar> One of the best lines ever to come out of a simpsons episode.  
FuzzyDave> that reminds me of a Drew Carey joke from a while back: Old man sittin on a bench at old folks home. Old woman sits down next to him. "Guess how old i am," he says. the old woman reaches over, unzips his fly, puts her hand inside and fiddles around a bit. "You're 92," she replies. "How did you know that?" asks the old man. She says: "You told me Yesterday."  
darkstar> hahaha  
pdxpogo> now that was funny  
pdxpogo> where is that bench?  
FuzzyDave> HAH!  
!! Ss is around.  
!! GROtongueOVE is around.  
!! couchdive is around.  
FuzzyDave> good times...good times...  
!! darkstar posted a poll 'Best line ever to come out of a Simpsons' episode?'.  
!! DodgyKnees the Cynic is around.  
darkstar> Ah wash mahself with a raaag on a stiiick  
!! DoctorSlaps is around.  
FuzzyDave> my cat's breath smells like catfood  
darkstar> Release the robotic Richard Simmons!  
pdxpogo> well we know you won't spring for dog food  
Hugh2d2> Money can be exchanged for goods and services!  
beaglebot> It tastes like grandma  
FuzzyDave> i broke my wookiee  
Hugh2d2> Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.  
beaglebot> I am familair with the works of Pablo Narudo  
FuzzyDave> That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!  
darkstar> hahahaa  
FuzzyDave> My knob tastes funny  
darkstar> Mmmm...forbidden donut...  
smith> Yeeees, master.  
FuzzyDave> exxxxx cellent  
darkstar> "I'm ...lenny..."  
!! spoon is around.  
* * * beaglebot needs a grphics tablet and an electronic whiteboard  
darkstar> Oh Lord please protect this rocket house and all who dwell within this rocket house.  
smith> I can't wait to eat that monkey.  
smith> And let them eat naught but burning hot coals and drink not but burning hot cola.  
beaglebot> Have you seen my gorilla chest vest?  
darkstar> hahahaha  
FuzzyDave> I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!  
darkstar> LOL  
smith> Sooooo...we're not going to Black Angus.  
* * * darkstar is rofling  
!! jca is around.  
smith> I'm so hungry, I'd eat at Arbys.
darkstar: Frogurt: Frozen yogurt. Sold by the owner of the evil gift shop ('House of Evil - Your One Stop Evil Shop') in The Simpsons, which appeared only in the episode 'Treehouse of Horror III'.  
Shopkeeper: Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse!  
Homer: Oohh, that's bad.  
S: But it comes with a free frogurt!  
H: That's good.  
S: The Frogurt is also cursed.  
H: That's Bad.  
S: But you get your choice of topping.  
H: That's good.  
S: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.  
H: .......  
S: That's bad.  
H: Can I go now?
jtown: Don't make me get the carny!
I'm partial to...
shigpit: "Mmmm. Forbidden Donut."