Best line ever to come out of a Simpsons' episode?
Posted by darkstar 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Clowns are funny.
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A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my carhole!
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The frogurt is also cursed.
8%
This elevator only goes to the basement... and someone made an awful mess down there.
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It tastes like burning.
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My eyes! Ze goggles, zey do no-sing.
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Well, I'd expect this kind of language at Dennys, but not here!
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Yay, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!
25%
"Sex Cauldron??!! I thought they shut that place down!"
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Another? (please comment)
25%
Natch...
Hugh2d2: Worst. Episode. EVER.
Ralph Wiggum
FuzzyDave:  
Oh Boy! Sleep! That's Where I'm A VIKING!"
SpearmintFur: We're not getting into this debate again!
LinusMines: "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."
Or...
Hugh2d2: You broke my wookie.
Fluffy: I bent my wookie.
...
Mac: "Lisa, in this house we OBEY the laws of thermodynamics."
The obvious
SpearmintFur: "Me fail English? That unpossible!"
Inspired by this chatter banter...
darkstar: darkstar> The frogurt is also cursed.  
darkstar> One of the best lines ever to come out of a simpsons episode.  
FuzzyDave> that reminds me of a Drew Carey joke from a while back: Old man sittin on a bench at old folks home. Old woman sits down next to him. "Guess how old i am," he says. the old woman reaches over, unzips his fly, puts her hand inside and fiddles around a bit. "You're 92," she replies. "How did you know that?" asks the old man. She says: "You told me Yesterday."  
darkstar> hahaha  
pdxpogo> now that was funny  
pdxpogo> where is that bench?  
FuzzyDave> HAH!  
!! Ss is around.  
!! GROtongueOVE is around.  
!! couchdive is around.  
FuzzyDave> good times...good times...  
!! darkstar posted a poll 'Best line ever to come out of a Simpsons' episode?'.  
!! DodgyKnees the Cynic is around.  
darkstar> Ah wash mahself with a raaag on a stiiick  
!! DoctorSlaps is around.  
FuzzyDave> my cat's breath smells like catfood  
darkstar> Release the robotic Richard Simmons!  
pdxpogo> well we know you won't spring for dog food  
Hugh2d2> Money can be exchanged for goods and services!  
beaglebot> It tastes like grandma  
FuzzyDave> i broke my wookiee  
Hugh2d2> Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.  
beaglebot> I am familair with the works of Pablo Narudo  
FuzzyDave> That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!  
darkstar> hahahaa  
FuzzyDave> My knob tastes funny  
darkstar> Mmmm...forbidden donut...  
Hugh2d2> THE WHOLE WORLD'S GONE GAY!  
smith> Yeeees, master.  
FuzzyDave> exxxxx cellent  
darkstar> "I'm going...to...stalk....carl...and- ...lenny..."  
!! spoon is around.  
* * * beaglebot needs a grphics tablet and an electronic whiteboard  
darkstar> Oh Lord please protect this rocket house and all who dwell within this rocket house.  
smith> I can't wait to eat that monkey.  
smith> And let them eat naught but burning hot coals and drink not but burning hot cola.  
beaglebot> Have you seen my gorilla chest vest?  
darkstar> hahahaha  
FuzzyDave> I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!  
darkstar> LOL  
smith> Sooooo...we're not going to Black Angus.  
* * * darkstar is rofling  
!! jca is around.  
smith> I'm so hungry, I'd eat at Arbys.
darkstar: Frogurt: Frozen yogurt. Sold by the owner of the evil gift shop ('House of Evil - Your One Stop Evil Shop') in The Simpsons, which appeared only in the episode 'Treehouse of Horror III'.  
 
Shopkeeper: Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse!  
Homer: Oohh, that's bad.  
S: But it comes with a free frogurt!  
H: That's good.  
S: The Frogurt is also cursed.  
H: That's Bad.  
S: But you get your choice of topping.  
H: That's good.  
S: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.  
H: .......  
S: That's bad.  
H: Can I go now?
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jtown: Don't make me get the carny!
I'm partial to...
shigpit: "Mmmm. Forbidden Donut."