If sniffed, I would have the aroma of:
Posted by PAgent 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
fresh-baked bread
12%
talcum powder
6%
Axe, baby!
0%
a wet dog
12%
an irritated civet cat
6%
frankincense and myrrh
18%
stale sweat
6%
pure sex
37%
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Fluffy: Sometimes I smell like a barrel of rotting fruit  
Stinking up the jungle under the hot tropical sun  
Other times I smell like think black swamp water  
That's backed up into your toilet on a warm summer day  
 
These are a few of my many smells  
Won't you come and smell me?  
Won't you share my stench?  
Won't you come and smell me?  
Won't you share my stench?  
 
Sometimes I smell just like the bathroom  
After Grandma's used it and she's been eating prunes.  
Other times I smell like a city garbage strike  
When all the horseflies grow to three inches long  
 
These are a few of my many smells  
Won't you come and smell me?  
Won't you share my stench?  
Won't you come and smell me?  
Won't you share my stench?  
 
Sometimes I smell just like death itself  
A sickening sweet smell, I could really make you ill.  
 
Smell me (x5)  
See me  
Hear me  
Touch me  
Smell me (x4)  
fabulon7: Man, it's like DeadMilkmenFilter around here lately.
vinfille: Just shut up and eat your paisley.