How's your Dic?
Posted by Horpy SpoonDigger 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
..tation machine!
..tatorial Regime?
shigpit: "Shaving Cream" by Benny Bell  
I have a sad story to tell you  
It may hurt your feelings a bit  
Last night when I walked into my bathroom  
I stepped in a big pile of  
Shaving cream, be nice and clean  
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen  
I think I'll break off with my girlfriend  
Her antics are queer I'll admit  
Each time I say, "Darling, I love you"  
She tells me that I'm full of  
Our baby fell out of the window  
You'd think that her head would be split  
But good luck was with her that morning  
She fell in a barrel of  
An old lady died in a bathtub  
She died from a terrible fit  
In order to fulfill her wishes  
She was buried in six feet of  
When I was in France with the army  
One day I looked into my kit  
I thought I would find me a sandwich  
But the darn thing was loaded with  
And now, folks, my story is ended  
I think it is time I should quit  
If any of you feel offended  
Stick your head in a barrel of