How's your Dic?
Posted by Horpy SpoonDigger 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
..tation machine!
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..tatorial Regime?
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..tionary?
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Keeblebollyjoxford.
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LOL.
shigpit: "Shaving Cream" by Benny Bell  
 
I have a sad story to tell you  
It may hurt your feelings a bit  
Last night when I walked into my bathroom  
I stepped in a big pile of  
 
{Refrain}  
Shaving cream, be nice and clean  
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen  
 
I think I'll break off with my girlfriend  
Her antics are queer I'll admit  
Each time I say, "Darling, I love you"  
She tells me that I'm full of  
 
{Refrain}  
 
Our baby fell out of the window  
You'd think that her head would be split  
But good luck was with her that morning  
She fell in a barrel of  
 
{Refrain}  
 
An old lady died in a bathtub  
She died from a terrible fit  
In order to fulfill her wishes  
She was buried in six feet of  
 
{Refrain}  
 
When I was in France with the army  
One day I looked into my kit  
I thought I would find me a sandwich  
But the darn thing was loaded with  
 
{Refrain}  
 
And now, folks, my story is ended  
I think it is time I should quit  
If any of you feel offended  
Stick your head in a barrel of  
 
{Refrain}