A Pinata...(for 5+ year-old kids)...
Posted by Questyning 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Pull String.
18%
Beat it with a steeck.
81%
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Fluffy:  
I have stopped allowing birthday pinatas, not because I don't like them, but because it causes mothers of young children to go insane. I am of the opinion that kids should have the opportunity to swing a stick and have it be like a game, and that a pinata involves having a rope operator. My wife? Not so much. She's actually gotten another froward mother to team up with her and browbeat me for pulling the pinata up when the kids swing at it? WTF? That's how this game works, you crazy maternal freaks! Get off my back!  
 
Anyway, I've been whacked full-force in the belly fat by a kid with a rake handle while operating the pinata rope. Left a sizable bruise. My pinata days are over.