I've been watching the Victoria Secret IPEX commercial all night, and I have to ask, how advanced does a bra need to be?
The patent pending is unecessary, but it'd be nice to see a bra that unhooked just because I thought about it.
The patent is totally necessary, especially if it makes chocolate pudding.
When I first saw this poll
beaglebot: I thought it was FuzzyDave's
smith: He was the pudding inspiration.  
shigpit: Maybe it should just be advanced enough to skip a grade and be an model of female intelligence.
ultrafastx: "I need breasts with brains. I don’t mean individual brains, obviously... I mean, not a brain each. You know, I like intelligent women, but you’ve got to draw the line somewhere... I think breast brains would be over-egging the woman pudding."
glitch p-udding: what makes this bra "advanced"?
pseudorandom: The mysterious lingerie monoliths.
smith: Glitch, I have no idea. The commercial says it is, so it must be. Maybe it was in A.P. Physics class or something.
PAgent: "Combining extensive engineering and research, the Victoria’s Secret team created a fusing process that allowed formation of a perfect pad, by gradually feathering and shaving multiple layers of material - maximum coverage at the center, virtually weightless at the edges. We call it IPEX, and have filed for a patent with the United States Government."