United American Technologies, a "Christian-based phone carrier" based in Oklahoma, has a pretty good sales pitch. According to a story by John Avlon in today's New York Sun, the company describes itself as "the only carrier that is taking an active stand against same sex marriages and hardcore child pornography." Here, we pick up a taped telemarketing call after one potential customer asks if AT&T sponsors child pornography:
Mr. Mirman: MCI has hardcore child pornography?
United American Technologies: Yes, they are. They have a pedophile Web site for men who love boys. It's a MontrĂ©al based Web site....
Mr. Mirman: And so MCI basically has a child pornography ring?
United American Technologies: That's correct.
Would be hysterical if it weren't so terrible. Oh hell... it's still hysterical. Title and link ripped from MeFi.