A Chicago lawyer says his opponent in a small-claims case is using an unfair tactic by having a buxom woman sit next to him at counsel’s table.  
 
Attorney Thomas Gooch said the woman’s sole purpose “is to draw the attention of the jury away from the relevant proceedings” — a dispute over a used car.
Here, put on these glasses...
FoolProof: ...so that nobody gets what this guy's talking about and he looks like a huge jackass. :D
FoolProof: And a baggy ass shirt.
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cornpone: I CLICKED THE LINK. WHERE ARE THE TITS?
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jtown:  
LinusMines: LOL