FHP: Driver lacked razor-sharp focus  
As authorities nationwide warn motorists of the dangers of driving while texting, Florida Keys law enforcement officers add a new caution: Don't try to shave your privates, either.  
Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday...was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat...
AB: I had to log in just so I could give this a 10.  
For the title.
FoolProof: Werd. 11 + roflmao
Dyskolos: Rule #1 of "flying": Don't try to tend the "landing strip" while yer flyin' the "plane."