Jesus Shark
Posted by bozino in strangely funny 8 years ago
We are followers of the One and Most Holy Jesus Shark.  
 
[JESUS SHARK WARRIOR PUDDING WEEK]
WTF????
bozino: Which one of you shark-hating OLFTs five voted this? It was on its way to OTTER!
Hugh2d2: If any link on this site deserved an otter it was this one... I am one very disappointed droid.
bozino: to add insult to injury, i did the math wrong. it was one voted. ONE voted, I tells ya!!!one!
LowFlyingMule: I found this link difficult to fap to.  
 
 
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bozino: I knew it!! Mule is an OLFT!  
aktaeon: As a modifier, the word Jesus may be out of order. Consider:  
 
Bad:  
* Jesus Magic  
* Jesus Short Bus  
* Jesus Camp  
 
Good:  
* Ghetto Jesus  
* Barbie Jesus  
* Chocolate Jesus  
* Truck Stop Urinal Cake Jesus  
* One Thousand and One Arabian Jesus  
 
We'll never know, but perhaps renaming this link "Shark Jesus", while not faithful to the domain name, would have improved its chances.
Hugh2d2: Isn't the plural of Jesus, Jesi?
aktaeon: Like so many constructs in the Christian language, the plural of Jesus is "you're going to hell!"
FoolProof: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!
JESUS IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON