Wombat Accused of Rape
Posted by PAgent in the "other" pile 10 years ago
A Motueka man who claimed to have been left speaking Australian after being raped by a wombat has been sentenced to 75 hours' community work for his trouble.  
He called police again soon after, and gave his full name, saying he wanted to withdraw the complaint.  
"I'll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he's pulled out."
You is wombat's bitch now...wombat like!