The US government has a new website, It's another attempt at scare mongering in the style of the old "duck and cover" advice after WWII.  
The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything! Here are a few interpretations.
vinfille: That made me laugh hard enough to hurt my target organs, which I now know are optional and can be cast aside at will.
Fluffy: "target organs"  
You mean you got them at Target? Were they in the dollar bin?
AB: Indeed. I'll give it a 10, as well.
FoolProof: Me too. Hilarious!
I have
crustacean: plastic sheets, duct tape, 45 gallon drum of vaseline, a frozen elephant and a bomb shelter with skylights