r03> this beats ANY religious programming I have ever seen....WORD UP!
LowFlyingMule> that is hilarious
r03> if you dont already follow christiannightmares on tumblr...you should
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!! LinusMines just posted Meet the woman without fear
FoolProof> what? no link?
r03> my bad
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FoolProof> followed. :)
Dyskolos> the German Pope claiming that "Christians" are the most persecuted religious group in the world is nauseating --- the Apostolic and Catholic Church he represents has for over 1,000 years been actively denouncing as heretics the majority of the Christians he claims to be speaking on behalf of
Dyskolos> another smoke screen from the man who collaborated with those who tried to conceal the crimes of abusive priests
Dyskolos> as he climbed the political ladder of the Church of Rome
FoolProof> QUICK! SOMEBODY MOLEST ME!
FoolProof> That's the stuff.
FoolProof> Molest means "bring a cup of coffee to", right?
LowFlyingMule> Here's your "cup of coffee" foop!
FoolProof> Everything in the world is PERFECT!
Dyskolos> did someone request extra cream?
r03> beat me to it...
Dyskolos> said the altar boy in the sacristy
LowFlyingMule> Say, what's on these wafers?
r03> to AB's mom
Dyskolos> extra cream coming up shortly
r03> I think you spelle 'coming' wrong
Dyskolos> you're such a lil stickler...prepare to be penitent for your pride
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r03> just dont make me ring the communion bells while you "prepare the little bishop" this time
r03> thats creepy
Dyskolos> In 1857 archaeologists unsealed an ancient house on the Palatine Hill in Rome. Inside, carved into the plaster of one of the walls, they found this inscription.
LowFlyingMule> You'll get a premature annointing
Dyskolos> it's all kinda creepy, r03
> * * * Dyskolos hands r03 some flesh and blood for breakfast
Dyskolos> try it, you'll like it!
> * * * r03 was raised in the Catholic tradition...his parents are still lost
Dyskolos> i feel your pain
r03> they want me to come to some meeting with them to discuss my faith and worldview with some peeps in the parish....they may wish they hadnt invited me
r03> "no pressure" "just to talk:...yeah, right
> * * * Dyskolos has Catholics and Jews in the family tree and, so is familiar with manipulative guilt more than many others
r03> oy vey
LowFlyingMule> You can tell them all about Cthulhu and the other Great Old Ones, r03
Dyskolos> dominus nabisco's shreaded wheat
> * * * Dyskolos makes the sign of the spaghetti
LowFlyingMule> heh...specticles, testicles, wallet and watch. amen
r03> I'll bring this to play to introduce them to my gods
Dyskolos> that concludes this morning's service...and now...PANCAKE BREAKFAST!
Dyskolos> wanna really get their sacrificial lamb, r03 --- tell 'em you've become a Unitarian
Dyskolos> i'd bring a rain poncho for when their heads asplode
r03> oh, GOd, no
LowFlyingMule> So they worship The Unit then?
r03> did you SEE the unit on that Christ?
> * * * LowFlyingMule annoints The Unit
Dyskolos> it's worse than you think ---- they worship the METRIC UNIT!
Dyskolos> IN FRENCH!
r03> he was hung like THIS
LowFlyingMule> There we go...now bow your heads low...no, lower.
LowFlyingMule> A little more...now turn around...
r03> wow, this lightning storm outside is really picking up
Dyskolos> the power of pasta COMPELS YOU!
Dyskolos> i'd move to low ground if i were you...blasphemer
pneum0nic> wait, why did jesus have a donkey head?
r03> soooo...what your saying is holding up this golf club from the roof is a BAD idea?
r03> jesus was a democrat, pneu
Dyskolos> that was an early "in your face, destroyer of the one true faith based on Jupiter and the panoply of true gods," pneu
r03> and possibly a furry
Dyskolos> that sheds a whole new light on things, r03
r03> it coulda been just good natured cosplay, but we arent sure
Dyskolos> we're all going to hell...where our eternal damnation will involve eternally listening to billy joel singing "only the good die young"
pneum0nic> couldn't 'ol Alexemenos just be trying to give a high five to the donkey-headed guy?
Dyskolos> the "mysteries" are unfathomable to the mortal man...so shut up and believe...and give the man in the dress 1/3 of everything you have
LowFlyingMule> could be worse dysko...could be "we didn't start the fire"
r03> I Corinthians 9:22 -- "I have become all things to all people so that by all possible means I might save some..." Jesus is a furry.
r03> he said so himself
Dyskolos> your exegesis is so clear, r03
> * * * Dyskolos pronounces r03, the New Paraclete
r03> when you're right, you're right
r03> take THAT holy spirit!
r03> John 14:16 -- And I will ask the Father, and he will give you another advocate to help you and be with you forever— r03!
Dyskolos> and rainbows!
r03> DOUBLE rainbows
Dyskolos> and, yea, it shall be fabulous!
LowFlyingMule> My faith is restored!
r03> I can see!
> * * * LowFlyingMule falls on the ground and speaks in Donkey tongue
LowFlyingMule> ...which is how I normally speak, come to think of it.
r03> bow your heads and let us bray
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Dyskolos> (thunder crashing)
LowFlyingMule> ...and speaking of talking jackasses
Dyskolos> welcome to the new government under the "revived" Articles of Confederation
r03> if the lighting WASN'T about to strike, it sohould be now (NSFW)
Dyskolos> aaaaaaaand SCENE!
r03> where is my damn EVIAN?!!
Dyskolos> rotisserie chicken?! again!?
Dyskolos> moist towlettes, anyone?
r03> this craft service company sucks balls!
Dyskolos> they'd better not! all the actors on this set are union! if balls are gonna get sucked, the union had better be involved!
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r03> sigh...better call AB's mom