I don't care about football.
Posted by shigpit 3 years ago
I think all season I've watched maybe 20 minutes of football. I'm not interested in it, I don't root for teams, and I think the league is a crock of shit that makes money from wife beaters and murderers, yet doesn't care about them enough to pad them and address the high propensity for major bodily injury.  
But whatever.  
I do play fantasy football. I drafted lucky, went 11-2 (2 games ahead of the rest of the league) and wound up in the finals this year. This week was the finals, so I pretended to care a little more about the games. But only so my players could do well.  
Nutshell: I need the performances of a lifetime from my remaining RB (Cincinnati's RB Jeremy Hill) as well as the Denver Broncos' defense, on Monday night. They play each other. I'm fucked.  
Glad this one's not for money.  
I am proud of the name of my team though. Rex Ryan's Foot Fetish, you've done me proud.
My opinion of sports summarized by Amy Schumer in Trainwreck
clu: “I don’t know why we treat these athletes like heroes just ‘cause they can skate fast or kick a ball in a net. I just think it’s weird. No offense. I just think that sports are stupid and anyone who likes them is just a lesser person.” - Amy Schumer, Trainwreck
LinusMines: I'm in DC. If Dan Snyder's team somehow manages to advance, I guarantee I'll be watching the Puppy Bowl in 2016.
shigpit: You're one of those "the name that cannot be spoken" folks, huh?
LinusMines: That, but also that Snyder is another circle of Hades.