FuzzyDave> my belt: Lance Kerwin's left leg skin  
FuzzyDave> yeah. i made a James at 15 reference. Suck it, Dennis Miller!  
FuzzyDave> sometimes i just riff with myself  
FuzzyDave> thank god for this tube sock  
Novelhead> Hahah... Oh, is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?  
* * * XIV mind asplodes  
FuzzyDave> yes. yes they are. "Sorry, Gloria. I can't talk on the phone anymore tonight. I Riffed With FuzzyDave so much, I'm totally sleepy"  
XIV> i know what you're all saying, but i cannot for the life of me grok it  
Novelhead> Around here, we call it "punching the Pope". As in, "My date went so badly, I went home alone and punched the Pope."  
XIV> I prefer Flogging the Molly  
Novelhead> twisting the sister  
Novelhead> wetting the toad spocket  
XIV> strapping the lad  
FuzzyDave> well from now on, be like the Cool Kids and use the proper euphemism: Riffing With FuzzyDave  
Novelhead> K, will do :)  
shigpit> Well, I riffed with FuzzyDave three times last night.  
shigpit> And then the power went out.  
Novelhead> That's why you get a Fuzzy Dave with batteries....  
FuzzyDave> shiggy loves to riff with fuzzydave whilst sitting on the washing machine during the spin cycle  
shigpit> hehehe  
Novelhead> Really? I like to riff with fuzzydave in the hot tub, with the jets squirting water in uncomfortable places  
FuzzyDave> i need a girdle, toupee, 5 million dollars and a private jet. Leo and Bar Refaeli have split. i gotta take my shot.  
shigpit> they're plenty comfortable if you do it right  
Novelhead> Oh, and eating a waffle... If you've never eaten a waffle in the hot tub, then baby, you just haven't lived!  
shigpit> Ooh, I could use a couple of hours in a hot tub.  
Hugh2d2> NOVEL!?!?! WTH? Where you been!?!?!?  
* * * XIV boards up chatter, hangs sign that says "QUARANTINES - PREVERTS"  
FuzzyDave> waffletubbing is the flahmob  
FuzzyDave> gah! let's try that again: waffletubbing is the new flashmob  
shigpit> XIV, you boarded that from the INSIDE, right?  
Novelhead> Hi, Hugh! The time machine worked! Can you believe it?  
XIV> ......noooooooOO  
Novelhead> I traveled four years into the future and avoided Bush's second term  
Novelhead> "Waffletubbing", I like it. How can we get it in the next Olympics?  
shigpit> You might need to make it more of a ring-toss, NH.  
FuzzyDave> i would so win a silver in that event  
shigpit> Mixed Waffletubbing: "And Inga lines up to toss the waffle. But Sven goes soft! Oh, the number one seed has lost!"  
shigpit> There are six double entendres in the above sentence.  
Novelhead> Lol!  
FuzzyDave> heh. you said "toss" and "seed"  
XIV> does that equal 12 dirty jokes?  
Darwish> six and a half if you're a furry  
XIV> or 3 triple wit sandwiches of snark?  
XIV> hold the aphorisms  
* * * FuzzyDave , who is hard of hearing, mistakenly clutches an amphora  
* * * shigpit throws FuzzyDave an ampule.  
XIV> *yoink*  
* * * FuzzyDave drups the amphora to catch the ampule