I bet the Stranger was a horny Dave Gahan. what do you think?
Stranger: if you dont speak to me ill kill myself
You: don't do it!
Stranger: whew, that was close
You: yeah man
Stranger: you saved my life
You: yay me
You: i hope it was worth saving
You: i'm guessing it was
You: being that i don't know you
Stranger: since you saved my life, you are forever indebted to me and must do everything i say
You: i will not wear the french maid's outfit
Stranger: i hate it anyway
Stranger: you must obey my every command
Stranger: hey, if i had saved your life, the shoe would be on the other foot, now wouldnt it?
You: Well, if it were my other foot would be quite uncomfortable
Stranger: i cant solve all your problems
You: you're the one that almost killed yourself because a stranger was slow to say hi
You: i'm thinking that's a bigger problem.
Stranger: ah, but you jumped right in to save me from myself
You: i probably would have said hi anyway, you know.
Stranger: i doubt it
Stranger: i know your type
You: And what type would that be?
Stranger: the type that thinks they are always in control
You: ah, yeah, that.
You: *makes like dr. evil and requests one beeeelion dollars*
Stranger: so, anonymous internet stranger.. you now have to obey my every command
You: i've been waiting for a command for 10 minutes or so.
Stranger: you wouldnt shut up. you must be a woman
You: (looks down)
Stranger: oh. no.
Stranger: i wasted all that energy for nothing
Your conversational partner has disconnected.