Make the pie higher!
Posted by bozino 9 years ago
This following poem is composed entirely of actual quotes from George W. Bush.  
 
Make the Pie Higher  
 
I think we all agree, the past is over.  
This is still a dangerous world.  
It's a world of madmen  
And uncertainty  
And potential mental losses.  
 
Rarely is the question asked  
Is our children learning?  
Will the highways of the internet  
Become more few?  
How many hands have I shaked?  
 
They misunderestimate me.  
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.  
I know that the human being and the fish  
Can coexist.  
 
Families is where our nation finds hope  
Where our wings take dream.  
Put food on your family!  
Knock down the tollbooth!  
Vulcanize society!  
Make the pie higher!  
Make the pie higher!
 
 
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