Ode to FuzzyDave
Posted by PAgent 10 years ago
To the tune of "This is Halloween"  
 
With a leer that's most deranged  
At buxom girls of every age  
He studies every breast he sees  
Dainty A-cup to double D.  
 
This is FuzzyDave, this is FuzzyDave  
No girl's safe from his scrutiny  
 
This is FuzzyDave, listen to him rant and rave  
Ogling is his God-given right  
But he doesn't wish to make a scene,  
Our FuzzyDave, the Boobah King!