To the tune of "This is Halloween"
With a leer that's most deranged
At buxom girls of every age
He studies every breast he sees
Dainty A-cup to double D.
This is FuzzyDave, this is FuzzyDave
No girl's safe from his scrutiny
This is FuzzyDave, listen to him rant and rave
Ogling is his God-given right
But he doesn't wish to make a scene,
Our FuzzyDave, the Boobah King!