A new mythical creature: The cthulhunicorn.
AB> You're at work; the air should be dense with miasma from reluctant employees. Your job is to harvest that miasma, and use it as the fuel for your evil eye.
MrsBot> interesting occult-like perspective you have AB.
AB> thank you.
MrsBot> i don't object to it by any means but most people don't tend to think that way.
AB> well, they can have their rainbows and unicorns and other fluffy, imagination-born whims. I'll take Lovecraft any day.
AB> but I suppose a lovecraftian unicorn isn't out of the question
bozino> wait - are you proposing a cthulunicorn, AB?
AB> I may be on the verge of insanity, boz, but... yes, I am.
AB> Science is wonderful, isn't it?
bozino> shockingly: "Your search - cthulhunicorn - did not match any documents"
AB> It will in 10 minutes, I guarantee you that.
AB> Proof that just uttering its name is sufficient to summon the cthulhunicorn