Posted by lagbnaft 11 years ago
For, on this day, the seventh day of June, 2008, my daughter has proved her fundamental usefulness to daddy.  
She got me a beer. Out of the fridge! Threw away the bottle cap too! I knew this kid would be useful some day.  
Oh, don't worry, I'll cherish it while I can. I'm only, what, eight years away from her telling me to f- off three times in two sentences? Heck, it's what her mom does just about every day lately. She'll have learned from the best!