Posted by PAgent 11 years ago
Headquarters, 33rd Legion  
Garrison 278  
Imperial Army  
All 33rd Legion NCOs  
It has come to the attention of the Officer Corps that some members of our fighting forces have been modifying the standard issue E-11 Blaster Rifle in order to use it for the unauthorized and illegal inhalation of euphoric and/or psychotropic substances (sometimes referred to as "blasting" or "blowing the wookie").  
NCOs are urged to be especially vigilant in detecting and eliminating such criminal behavior, which reduces the effectiveness of the Imperial Legions, and compromises our ability to defend the Emperor and the Empire.  
Offenders may be detected by sudden changes in mood or mannerisms, or sloppiness in maintaining personal kit, armor, or weapons.  
Darwish: Mood armor!