If you're ill, STAY THE F__K HOME!
Agent honeydew was throwing up last night and has a fever today. I'm betting she caught something from a couple of her coworkers who thought they had "food poisoning." Now I'm totally paranoid because I've got my dissertation do in a couple days and my defense in just over a week. The last thing I can afford is to spend a couple days bent over the porcelain god and running a fever. I'm washing my hands constantly and trying to drink a lot of fluids.
If I get sick, I'm gonna visit these jerks and puke on their shoes.