darkstar> Okay, results of today's experiment: Rose syrup in fizzy water makes a drink which is both thoroughly delicious and wholly nauseating.
darkstar> It's like drinking Grandma.
shigpit> d*, especially if her name is Rose.
PAgent> "Drinking Grandma"--the new film from John Waters
ultrafastx> soylent rose is made of grandma
ultrafastx> my grandma would taste like pork products now
shigpit> "The Grandmatrix" -- starring Keanu Reeves' grandma.
ultrafastx> "You must take the red pill and the blue pill, and this pill for your blood pressure, and this other pill for your arthritis, and this other pill...."
shigpit> ufx: what's the little blue pill for?
ultrafastx> "I know crocheting!"
crataegus> There ain't pills enough for drinking Grandma
ultrafastx> female Viagra?
FuzzyDave> Bullet Time would become CruiseControl Time
ultrafastx> too bad I'm not a fanfilm maker. We could totally make Grandmatrix
shigpit> and instead of martial arts, it would be little old women hitting people with their canes and walkers.
crataegus> All grandmothers are secret martial artists of the super secret Path of the Righteous Ear Smack with the Flat of the Hand