ok, here are the shabby rules:
-1) do not vote for the same person more than three times.
-2) if a user wins more than three categories, the fourth and so on will become void. the three with the most votes will stick. the next user with the second most votes will win.
-3) be creative(think about the categories and the users here at LF), vote for users that aren't just popular with you or on the couch. try not to make it a popularity contest. granted some of the winners are going to be obvious.
-4) you can vote for as many or few categories as you like.
-5) you can post your results in comments or email them to me anonymously(click the cornbread for my email address).
-6) you have until next sunday (may 30th), unless i decide otherwise.
-7) no voting for yourself
1. most likely to dig up the bones of any overrated southern
writer and have eye-socket-sex with its skull.
2. Most likely to be a closet otter lover.
3. Biggest beaver lover
4. Most likely to star in "used car salesman"
5. Most likely to become a movie star
6. Most likely to die of a heroin overdose in a back alley.
7. Most likely to marry outside their species
8. Most likely to throw a tantrum and demand all their
9. Most likely to sell out for the other side...
10. Most likely to die
11. Most likely to become a prisoner abuser
12. Most likely to die in a freak gasoline-fight accident
13. Most likely to be the subject of an FBI sting
14. Most likely to get a hummer from Karl Rove
15. Most likely to steal the opposing teams mascot and keep it
in their attic room.
16. Most likely to generate fear in small furry woodland
creatures (take that any way you want)
17. most likely to become a drop-out hippy
18. most likely to post to Linkfilter
19. Most likely to have a wrist callous from LFing.
20. most likely to circumnavigate the globe
21. most likely to become a tree?
22. Most likely to have a hit broadway musical based on their
23. most likely to open a restaurant
24. most likely to set fire to their restaurant for the
25. most likely to become a trashy novelist.
26. most likely to come up with the best "most likely"
27. most likely to star in slash porn.
28. Most likely to be fondled by John Stamos -- Or Andy Rooney
29. most likely to read said slash porn
30. most likely to visit another planet
31. most likely to be trampled by sex-crazed rhinos
32. most likely to become a slashdot editor (ouch!)
33. most likely to meet gary busey.
34. most likely to become the next gary busey.
35. most likely to be hung out to dry by the Administration.
36. most likely to make out with gary busey
37. most likely to become an isolated hermit, writing a
38. most likely to sell the rest of us out to the
39. least likely to give up turkey
40. most likely to have a soho gallery showing.
41. Most like to be a mad scientist minion for "FuzzyDave"
42. least likely to give up a linkfilter turkey
43. most likely to leave trash on the couch.
44. most likely to leave linkfilter and become a monk.
45. most likely to leave monkhood for linkfilter
46. most likely to play spin the bottle.
47. Most likely to end up on the cover of Juggs
48. Most likely to have carnal relations with a sheep
49. most likely to be the bottle
50. Most likely to have carnal relations with a (bob) goat
51. most likely to sell all worldly possessions and walk the
52. most likely to have a wallet inscribed, "bad mother fucker"
53. most likely to have Carnival Relations which a dude name
54. Most likely a carnie in real life
55. most likely to be drunk before noon on Sunday
56. most likely to become royalty (either by marriage,
acclamation or conquest)
57. most likely carnie wilson
58. most likely to appreciate danny devito's naked bum.
59. Most likely to be famous in real life
60. most likely to go awwwwww...
61. most likely to be a hawk by day and a human by night.
62. most likely some other LFers imaginary playmate
63. most likely to be an 85 year old woman.
64. most likely to be a 13 year old boy.
65. most likely to be the linkfilter everyone has a crush on.
66. most likely to be a 13 year old boy in an 85 year old
67. most likely to have the largest pr0n collection on their
68. most likely to have the largest pr0n collection in their
69. least likely to get her masters degree for spending too
much time thinking up 'most likelies'
70. most likely to be in the largest pr0n collection.
71. most likely to have the largest ufx pr0n collection...
72. most likely to want a linkfilterer pr0n collection
73. most likely to become a supreme court justice
74. most likely to pass a law giving themselves the ability to
75. most likely to be a chimera (as in their own sibling)
76. most likely to have multiple personality disorder AND
77. most likely to be able to draw a family tree of the greek
78. most likely to be "riddler"
79. most likely to be IN a family tree of the greek gods
80. Most likely to wear a kneepatch that says "AMERICAN BRAND‚ĄĘ
81. most like to wear an asspatch that says anything
82. most likely to make their own bellbottoms
83. most likely to wear a fanny pack.
84. most likely to be an olympic athlete.
85. most likely to wear only a fanny pack
86. most likely to throw a pot.
87. most likely to punch a cop
88. most likely to name their child apple.
89. most likely to consume massive amounts of narcotics
90. most likely to be named apple, and name their child blossom
91. most likely to be a goody-goody
92. most likely to sell massive amounts of narcotics.
93. most likely to be completely insane.
94. most likely to burn the piss out of frozen waffles
95. most likely to pretend to be insane for the kitsch factor
96. most likely to use the word "kitsch"
97. most likely to kill a man with a can of ravioli
98. most likely to be killed with a can of ravioli (in an
unrelated incident)and then eat the ravioli
99. most likely to jump in and out of chatter and make a smarmy
nonsequitur for the helluvit.
100. most likely to get irate when there are no new comments.
101. least likely to do new comment scans.
102. most likely to post every link ever found that has
something to do with sex.
103. most likely to have a life that is NSFW
104. most likely to be a closet Republican
105. most likely to be a closet Democrat
106. most likely to post every link ever found that has
something to do with sex, after finishing with it.
107. most likely to be a closet Kucinich supporter
108. most likely to be a closet?
109. most likely to need a tinfoil hat
110. most likely to sell tinfoil hats
111. most likely to have a secret identity
112. Most likely to burn cold cereal!
113. most likely to be wanted by the FBI
114. most likely to phwoar!
115. most likely to be insulted by lorddimwit
116. most metrosexual
117. most likely to be the opposite sex they claim to be
118. most likely to point out a repost
119. most likely to always be discontent with life
120. most likely to always be content with life
121. most likely to get angry at a republican?
122. most likely to have minions
123. most likely to have a showing in a MOMA
124. most likely to tell ultrafastx to stop
125. most likely to not need permission
126. most likely to get shiggy with it!
127. Most likely to dress up like a teletubby
writing credit goes to the following: ultrafastx, fuzzydave, jones, deathburger, pdxpogo, darkstar, shigpit