THE LINKFILTER SUPERLATIVES ARE HERE!!!
ok, here are the shabby rules:  
 
-1) do not vote for the same person more than three times.  
-2) if a user wins more than three categories, the fourth and so on will become void. the three with the most votes will stick. the next user with the second most votes will win.  
-3) be creative(think about the categories and the users here at LF), vote for users that aren't just popular with you or on the couch. try not to make it a popularity contest. granted some of the winners are going to be obvious.  
-4) you can vote for as many or few categories as you like.  
-5) you can post your results in comments or email them to me anonymously(click the cornbread for my email address).  
-6) you have until next sunday (may 30th), unless i decide otherwise.  
-7) no voting for yourself  
 
LF superlatives  
 
1. most likely to dig up the bones of any overrated southern  
writer and have eye-socket-sex with its skull.  
2. Most likely to be a closet otter lover.  
3. Biggest beaver lover  
4. Most likely to star in "used car salesman"  
5. Most likely to become a movie star  
6. Most likely to die of a heroin overdose in a back alley.  
7. Most likely to marry outside their species  
8. Most likely to throw a tantrum and demand all their  
contributions deleted  
9. Most likely to sell out for the other side...  
10. Most likely to die  
11. Most likely to become a prisoner abuser  
12. Most likely to die in a freak gasoline-fight accident  
13. Most likely to be the subject of an FBI sting  
14. Most likely to get a hummer from Karl Rove  
15. Most likely to steal the opposing teams mascot and keep it  
in their attic room.  
16. Most likely to generate fear in small furry woodland  
creatures (take that any way you want)  
17. most likely to become a drop-out hippy  
18. most likely to post to Linkfilter  
19. Most likely to have a wrist callous from LFing.  
20. most likely to circumnavigate the globe  
21. most likely to become a tree?  
22. Most likely to have a hit broadway musical based on their  
life story  
23. most likely to open a restaurant  
24. most likely to set fire to their restaurant for the  
innsurance money  
25. most likely to become a trashy novelist.  
26. most likely to come up with the best "most likely"  
27. most likely to star in slash porn.  
28. Most likely to be fondled by John Stamos -- Or Andy Rooney  
(whichever's creepier)  
29. most likely to read said slash porn  
30. most likely to visit another planet  
31. most likely to be trampled by sex-crazed rhinos  
32. most likely to become a slashdot editor (ouch!)  
33. most likely to meet gary busey.  
34. most likely to become the next gary busey.  
35. most likely to be hung out to dry by the Administration.  
36. most likely to make out with gary busey  
37. most likely to become an isolated hermit, writing a  
manifesto...  
38. most likely to sell the rest of us out to the  
Administration  
39. least likely to give up turkey  
40. most likely to have a soho gallery showing.  
41. Most like to be a mad scientist minion for "FuzzyDave"  
42. least likely to give up a linkfilter turkey  
43. most likely to leave trash on the couch.  
44. most likely to leave linkfilter and become a monk.  
45. most likely to leave monkhood for linkfilter  
46. most likely to play spin the bottle.  
47. Most likely to end up on the cover of Juggs  
48. Most likely to have carnal relations with a sheep  
49. most likely to be the bottle  
50. Most likely to have carnal relations with a (bob) goat  
51. most likely to sell all worldly possessions and walk the  
earth.  
52. most likely to have a wallet inscribed, "bad mother fucker"  
53. most likely to have Carnival Relations which a dude name  
Shep.  
54. Most likely a carnie in real life  
55. most likely to be drunk before noon on Sunday  
56. most likely to become royalty (either by marriage,  
acclamation or conquest)  
57. most likely carnie wilson  
58. most likely to appreciate danny devito's naked bum.  
59. Most likely to be famous in real life  
60. most likely to go awwwwww...  
61. most likely to be a hawk by day and a human by night.  
62. most likely some other LFers imaginary playmate  
63. most likely to be an 85 year old woman.  
64. most likely to be a 13 year old boy.  
65. most likely to be the linkfilter everyone has a crush on.  
66. most likely to be a 13 year old boy in an 85 year old  
woman's body?  
67. most likely to have the largest pr0n collection on their  
hard drive  
68. most likely to have the largest pr0n collection in their  
closet  
69. least likely to get her masters degree for spending too  
much time thinking up 'most likelies'  
70. most likely to be in the largest pr0n collection.  
71. most likely to have the largest ufx pr0n collection...  
72. most likely to want a linkfilterer pr0n collection  
73. most likely to become a supreme court justice  
74. most likely to pass a law giving themselves the ability to  
shit gold.  
75. most likely to be a chimera (as in their own sibling)  
76. most likely to have multiple personality disorder AND  
multiple accounts.  
77. most likely to be able to draw a family tree of the greek  
gods.  
78. most likely to be "riddler"  
79. most likely to be IN a family tree of the greek gods  
80. Most likely to wear a kneepatch that says "AMERICAN BRAND™  
freedom"  
81. most like to wear an asspatch that says anything  
82. most likely to make their own bellbottoms  
83. most likely to wear a fanny pack.  
84. most likely to be an olympic athlete.  
85. most likely to wear only a fanny pack  
86. most likely to throw a pot.  
87. most likely to punch a cop  
88. most likely to name their child apple.  
89. most likely to consume massive amounts of narcotics  
90. most likely to be named apple, and name their child blossom  
91. most likely to be a goody-goody  
92. most likely to sell massive amounts of narcotics.  
93. most likely to be completely insane.  
94. most likely to burn the piss out of frozen waffles  
95. most likely to pretend to be insane for the kitsch factor  
96. most likely to use the word "kitsch"  
97. most likely to kill a man with a can of ravioli  
98. most likely to be killed with a can of ravioli (in an  
unrelated incident)and then eat the ravioli  
99. most likely to jump in and out of chatter and make a smarmy  
nonsequitur for the helluvit.  
100. most likely to get irate when there are no new comments.  
101. least likely to do new comment scans.  
102. most likely to post every link ever found that has  
something to do with sex.  
103. most likely to have a life that is NSFW  
104. most likely to be a closet Republican  
105. most likely to be a closet Democrat  
106. most likely to post every link ever found that has  
something to do with sex, after finishing with it.  
107. most likely to be a closet Kucinich supporter  
108. most likely to be a closet?  
109. most likely to need a tinfoil hat  
110. most likely to sell tinfoil hats  
111. most likely to have a secret identity  
112. Most likely to burn cold cereal!  
113. most likely to be wanted by the FBI  
114. most likely to phwoar!  
115. most likely to be insulted by lorddimwit  
116. most metrosexual  
117. most likely to be the opposite sex they claim to be  
118. most likely to point out a repost  
119. most likely to always be discontent with life  
120. most likely to always be content with life  
121. most likely to get angry at a republican?  
122. most likely to have minions  
123. most likely to have a showing in a MOMA  
124. most likely to tell ultrafastx to stop  
125. most likely to not need permission  
126. most likely to get shiggy with it!  
127. Most likely to dress up like a teletubby  
 
writing credit goes to the following: ultrafastx, fuzzydave, jones, deathburger, pdxpogo, darkstar, shigpit  
i um,
affiliate19: i haven't voted yet.  
i just wanted to be the first post in what i predict may rival the insanely commented LF scavenger hunt of '04.  
 
and um, vote for me Anything Tin Foil Hat related! i promise to make you proud!  
 
that is all. release the hounds!
lorddimwit: I don't even know where to begin. The only way I could possibly do every one of these is if you made them into a more user-friendly format.  
 
Thank you,  
 
The Management.
cornpone: read rule four.
Jesus
hammer of truth: Pone, this is especially poignant given your last journal entry.
cornpone: agreed. luckily i have found a way to make myself a little extra free time. tell ya about it later.
deathburger: Noun

1. (grammar) The form of an adjective that expresses which of more than two items has the highest degree of the quality expressed by the adjective; in English, formed by appending "-est" to the end of the adjective (for some short adjectives only) or putting "most" before it.  
 
The superlative of "big" is "biggest"  
 
2. (informally) An adjective in its absolute form used to describe something exceptional.  
 
My boyfriend's amazing, wonderful, fantastic, and many other superlatives I can't think of right now!

cornpone: i think you get the idea smarty pants.
I was going to vote but....
SpearmintFur: ....I'm afraid this is going to take some time. My mind is starting to experience a low system resources on this.  
 
 
And remember, vote for Champthom- he's an okay guy
Savage is 52 and 54
Novelhead: 52. most likely to have a wallet inscribed, "bad mother fucker"  
 
I have such a wallet, thanks to FuzzyDave.  
 
54. Most likely a carnie in real life  
 
And, I used to work at a carnival.
cornpone: you may have earned yourself some votes from others. these will not count though. see rule# 7.
Novelhead: My apologies... I didn't even notice the rules.  
 
Selective answers, I don't have time for all that shit
hammer of truth: 4. Most likely to star in "used car salesman"  
 
That would have to be Psychomike. "Let me tell you something about this car. It was once owned by Chris Farley, from SNL, before he was famous! I hung out with him in those days! I can tell you with absolute certainty that somewhere, deep in the nooks and crannies of this vehicle, are hidden some extremely valuable items! Probably some high quality narcotics, too! Whoever purchases this baby is going to recoup their expenses in a BIG way!"  
 
5. Most likely to become a movie star:  
 
I'd go with grimrides on that one, either in a disturbing and zany sequel to "Harold and Maude" or as a bit-player in David Lynch films.  
 
6. Most likely to die of a heroin overdose in a back alley:  
 
Deathburger, no real reason, I just have a feeling  
 
13. Most likely to be the subject of an FBI sting:  
 
amsterdamn  
 
14. Most likely to get a hummer from Karl Rove:  
 
Mac123  
 
17. most likely to become a drop-out hippy:  
 
sterlingbeauty, I think stepping away from school for a while could really put the zap on her mind.  
 
20. most likely to circumnavigate the globe:  
 
soulorcell, he's already seen so much of it he might as well finish what he started, for Christ's sake.  
 
22. Most likely to have a hit broadway musical based on their life story:  
 
lorddimwit, the Alaskan setting, the booze, the morbid fascination with long-dead writers...think about it.  
 
23. most likely to open a restaurant:  
 
cranberrylush, with dueling pianos, of course  
 
24. most likely to set fire to their restaurant for the insurance money:  
 
Hmmmmm...maybe I should have answered FuzzyDave on that last one. Nah, cranberrylush again. All those hours of practicing must have gone to her head, at least a little bit.  
 
27. most likely to star in slash porn: psychomike, should need no explanation  
 
28. Most likely to be fondled by John Stamos -- Or Andy Rooney (whichever's creepier)  
 
psychomike, he probably knows them already, anyway. That's my last vote for mike, I think.  
 
29. most likely to read said slash porn: grimrides  
 
30. most likely to visit another planet: cornpone, given his collection of alien paraphernalia I'm inclined to think he may already have.  
 
33. most likely to meet gary busey:  
 
af19, just a hunch  
 
34. most likely to become the next gary busey:  
 
Damn you 3 vote limit, dammmnnn yooouuuu!!!!! psychomike is perfect for that. I suppose I'll go with fuzzydave, instead.  
 
36. most likely to make out with gary busey:  
 
smith, I think underneath all that grace and poise is a freak-nasty hellcat.  
 
37. most likely to become an isolated hermit, writing a manifesto:  
 
It's difficult to not vote for myself on that one. I'll go with amsterdamn, however.  
 
38. most likely to sell the rest of us out to the Administration:  
 
Depends on which Administration, if LF: jones, if Bush: matt garrett, definitely.  
 
51. most likely to sell all worldly possessions and walk the earth:  
 
madTbone, his feet are ready, he hates people more than enough to say "fuck it", the only hole in my theory here is that damned game cube.  
 
52. most likely to have a wallet inscribed, "bad mother fucker"  
 
darkstar, who seems to always be bursting with machismo and hostility  
 
63. most likely to be an 85 year old woman: FuzzyDave  
 
64. most likely to be a 13 year old boy:  
 
matt garrett  
 
70. most likely to be in the largest pr0n collection:  
 
hollisfeats, voyeur that she is  
 
104. most likely to be a closet Republican:  
 
fb-, all that anger and sarcasm reeks of elephantitus to me  
 
105. most likely to be a closet Democrat:  
 
Hatepup, he's not hateful he just needs some TLC  
 
116. most metrosexual: bear  
 
127. Most likely to dress up like a teletubby:  
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Don't we all know?!?!!  
 
 
smith: 36. most likely to make out with gary busey:    
   
smith, I think underneath all that grace and poise is a freak-nasty hellcat.  
 
 
okay...but gary busey?  
affiliate19: what's wrong with gary??  
 
great guy. wonderful man. knows how to avoid all that unhappy shit in life. it's no secret: i spent a lot of time with him back in the day. in fact, i taught that man everything he doesn't know!  
 
wanna wrestle?
darkstar: 52. most likely to have a wallet inscribed, "bad mother fucker"    
   
darkstar, who seems to always be bursting with machismo and hostility  
 
 
 
That's RIGHT! And I'll CUT any man-jack that says different!  
 
(Arrr!)
bear: I"m metrosexual?!! haha you don't know me very well then.
Here we go
SpearmintFur: 3. Biggest beaver lover  
Fab7, because he's a Canuck !  
 
10. Most likely to die  
FuzzyDave, from a tragic drag race gone terribly wrong at Lover's Lane or Dead Man's Curve or wherever kids these days make out and then race to their death  
 
12. Most likely to die in a freak gasoline-fight accident  
cornpone  
 
13. Most likely to be the subject of an FBI sting  
fb-  
 
16. Most likely to generate fear in small furry woodland  
creatures (take that any way you want)  
cornpone  
 
18. most likely to post to Linkfilter  
grimrides  
 
19. Most likely to have a wrist callous from LFing.  
DonkaWechico, of course!  
 
22. Most likely to have a hit broadway musical based on their  
life story  
Hollisfeats- the story of a struggling artist...or something  
 
23. most likely to open a restaurant  
Cornpone, with a, er, house of cornpone  
 
32. most likely to become a slashdot editor (ouch!)  
I better not answer this one if I know what's good for me...  
 
44. most likely to leave linkfilter and become a monk.  
bbbach. I don't know why but he kinda looks like a guy that would become a monk. That and that guy from Coldplay  
 
46. most likely to play spin the bottle.  
bbmach  
 
47. Most likely to end up on the cover of Juggs  
grimrides  
 
52. most likely to have a wallet inscribed, "bad mother fucker"  
Savage Wit  
 
55. most likely to be drunk before noon on Sunday  
madtbone  
 
60. most likely to go awwwwww...  
agent honeydew  
 
 
64. most likely to be a 13 year old boy.  
clu  
 
69. least likely to get her masters degree for spending too  
much time thinking up 'most likelies'  
ultrafastx  
 
71. most likely to have the largest ufx pr0n collection...  
ufx  
 
72. most likely to want a linkfilterer pr0n collection  
Psychomike  
 
73. most likely to become a supreme court justice  
sterlingbeauty. She's the type that isn't insane in the membrane, like a lot of us  
 
77. most likely to be able to draw a family tree of the greek  
gods.  
lorddimwit  
 
79. most likely to be IN a family tree of the greek gods  
Jones, because of the whole avatar and thats how I tend to associate LFer.  
 
91. most likely to be a goody-goody  
sterlingbeauty  
 
 
97. most likely to kill a man with a can of ravioli  
beaglebot  
 
99. most likely to jump in and out of chatter and make a smarmy  
nonsequitur for the helluvit.  
I so wish I could vote for myself on this one...  
 
100. most likely to get irate when there are no new comments.  
beaglebot  
 
102. most likely to post every link ever found that has  
something to do with sex.  
Psychomike  
 
103. most likely to have a life that is NSFW  
FuzzyDave  
 
109. most likely to need a tinfoil hat  
a19  
 
110. most likely to sell tinfoil hats  
a19  
 
116. most metrosexual  
clu  
 
118. most likely to point out a repost  
lorddimwit  
 
124. most likely to tell ultrafastx to stop  
agent honeydew  
 
126. most likely to get shiggy with it!  
Shigpit  
 
127. Most likely to dress up like a teletubby  
Savage Wit  
 
If I didn't mention you, don't take it personally- I was just trying to think how well I knew all of you. If you were offended, feel free to offend me back.
ultrafastx: 69. least likely to get her masters degree for spending too  
much time thinking up 'most likelies'  
ultrafastx  
 
 
I think perhaps you should reconsider this answer.  
SpearmintFur: Errr, indeed I should. I guess sterlingbeauty then. But didn't I use her thrice?  
 
Err, sorry about that ufx, man. =/  
 
But if it was masculine, it'd all be you
ultrafastx: Hahahaha. No prob, Champ. I was just giving you a hard time.
beaglebot: 97. most likely to kill a man with a can of ravioli  
beaglebot  
 
I pointed this out to my wife and she said 'I can see that'  
 
I don't know if that's good or bad
affiliate19:  
 
here you can see me patrolling a recent peace rally and wearing a tin foil hat, under which was crammed a copy of catcher in the rye. i argued at length in an ostensible and entertaining manner that tin foil hats alone would get us out of the war in iraq.  
 
i sold no hats that day, but managed many a pendent glare. a fellow rally-goer gave me an umbrella, which i thought was nice. i figure i broke even at least.
soulor-super-selects...
soulorcell: 1. most likely to dig up the bones of any overrated southern  
writer and have eye-socket-sex with its skull.  
lorddimwit (given)  
 
2. Most likely to be a closet otter lover.  
bender  
 
3. Biggest beaver lover  
bear  
 
4. Most likely to star in "used car salesman"  
darkstar  
 
5. Most likely to become a movie star  
TetterkeT  
 
6. Most likely to die of a heroin overdose in a back alley.  
antimusick  
 
7. Most likely to marry outside their species  
Psychomike (based on his avatar)  
 
8. Most likely to throw a tantrum and demand all their  
contributions deleted  
Vampyre Delight  
 
9. Most likely to sell out for the other side...  
... (very funny, guys) beaglebot's the dog!  
 
10. Most likely to die  
innocent  
 
11. Most likely to become a prisoner abuser  
fb-  
 
12. Most likely to die in a freak gasoline-fight accident  
pyro.furiosus  
 
13. Most likely to be the subject of an FBI sting  
fb-  
 
14. Most likely to get a hummer from Karl Rove  
Mac123  
 
15. Most likely to steal the opposing teams mascot and keep it  
in their attic room.  
madtbone  
 
16. Most likely to generate fear in small furry woodland  
creatures (take that any way you want)  
lorddimwit  
 
17. most likely to become a drop-out hippy  
fabulon7 (a well dressed one though)  
 
18. most likely to post to Linkfilter  
beaglebot  
 
19. Most likely to have a wrist callous from LFing.  
FuzzyDave  
 
20. most likely to circumnavigate the globe  
darkstar  
 
21. most likely to become a tree?  
owl  
 
22. Most likely to have a hit broadway musical based on their  
life story  
cranberrylush  
 
23. most likely to open a restaurant  
FuzzyDave  
 
24. most likely to set fire to their restaurant for the  
innsurance money  
FuzzyDave  
 
25. most likely to become a trashy novelist.  
grimrides  
 
26. most likely to come up with the best "most likely"  
cornpone  
 
27. most likely to star in slash porn.  
couchdive  
 
28. Most likely to be fondled by John Stamos -- Or Andy Rooney  
(whichever's creepier)  
hammer of truth  
 
29. most likely to read said slash porn  
shigpit  
 
30. most likely to visit another planet  
potatono  
 
31. most likely to be trampled by sex-crazed rhinos  
eccie  
 
32. most likely to become a slashdot editor (ouch!)  
affiliate19  
 
33. most likely to meet gary busey.  
clu  
 
34. most likely to become the next gary busey.  
glitch  
 
35. most likely to be hung out to dry by the Administration.  
antimusick  
 
36. most likely to make out with gary busey  
jones  
 
37. most likely to become an isolated hermit, writing a  
manifesto...  
sterlingbeauty  
 
38. most likely to sell the rest of us out to the  
Administration  
agent honeydew  
 
39. least likely to give up turkey  
bear  
 
40. most likely to have a soho gallery showing.  
hollisfeats  
 
41. Most like to be a mad scientist minion for "FuzzyDave"  
ultrafastx  
 
42. least likely to give up a linkfilter turkey  
hollisfeats  
 
43. most likely to leave trash on the couch.  
madtbone  
 
44. most likely to leave linkfilter and become a monk.  
timbley  
 
45. most likely to leave monkhood for linkfilter  
astranger  
 
46. most likely to play spin the bottle.  
Fluffy  
 
47. Most likely to end up on the cover of Juggs  
ultrafastx  
 
48. Most likely to have carnal relations with a sheep  
millermeteor75  
 
49. most likely to be the bottle  
venusflytrap  
 
50. Most likely to have carnal relations with a (bob) goat  
potatono  
 
51. most likely to sell all worldly possessions and walk the  
earth.  
bbbach  
 
52. most likely to have a wallet inscribed, "bad mother fucker"  
madtbone  
 
53. most likely to have Carnival Relations which a dude name  
Shep.  
ortenzia caviglia  
 
54. Most likely a carnie in real life  
Savage Wit  
 
55. most likely to be drunk before noon on Sunday  
lorddimwit  
 
56. most likely to become royalty (either by marriage,  
acclamation or conquest)  
darkstar  
 
57. most likely carnie wilson  
DiMess  
 
58. most likely to appreciate danny devito's naked bum.  
bender  
 
59. Most likely to be famous in real life  
cranberrylush  
 
60. most likely to go awwwwww...  
agent honeydew  
 
61. most likely to be a hawk by day and a human by night.  
amsterdamn  
 
62. most likely some other LFers imaginary playmate  
misycarrot  
 
63. most likely to be an 85 year old woman.  
sorbyl  
 
64. most likely to be a 13 year old boy.  
Eddie  
 
65. most likely to be the linkfilter everyone has a crush on.  
madtbone  
 
66. most likely to be a 13 year old boy in an 85 year old  
woman's body?  
TheNATTeam  
 
67. most likely to have the largest pr0n collection on their  
hard drive  
tomcat101147  
 
68. most likely to have the largest pr0n collection in their  
closet  
smith  
 
69. least likely to get her masters degree for spending too  
much time thinking up 'most likelies'  
jones  
 
70. most likely to be in the largest pr0n collection.  
glitch  
 
71. most likely to have the largest ufx pr0n collection...  
agent honeydew  
 
72. most likely to want a linkfilterer pr0n collection  
shigpit  
 
73. most likely to become a supreme court justice  
manGina  
 
74. most likely to pass a law giving themselves the ability to  
shit gold.  
manGina  
 
75. most likely to be a chimera (as in their own sibling)  
RoryMcBride  
 
76. most likely to have multiple personality disorder AND  
multiple accounts.  
RoryMcBride  
 
77. most likely to be able to draw a family tree of the greek  
gods.  
Morgaine  
 
78. most likely to be "riddler"  
riddler  
 
79. most likely to be IN a family tree of the greek gods  
astranger  
 
80. Most likely to wear a kneepatch that says "AMERICAN BRAND™  
freedom"  
jasonbondshow  
 
81. most like to wear an asspatch that says anything  
kid-ney  
 
82. most likely to make their own bellbottoms  
misycarrot  
 
83. most likely to wear a fanny pack.  
geek-boy  
 
84. most likely to be an olympic athlete.  
jasonbondshow  
 
85. most likely to wear only a fanny pack  
gnosis23  
 
 
 
soulorcell: i was trying to answer them all, but pushed the post button instead of the preview button by accident...  
 
ps- that was fun...  
psii- get a life...
deathburger: So continue on in another post.. some of us have nothing better to do than read your thoughts. ;P
madtbone: damn SC. it like you really KNOW me. :P
grimrides: soulorcell just plain rocks
kid-ney: 81. most like to wear an asspatch that says anything  
kid-ney
That patch is not on my ass ; I have it on my arm. He,he,he.
#78
potatono: #78, Most likely to be "riddler".  
 
Riddler.  
Couldn't answer all of em, but here are my picks
FuzzyDave: 1. most likely to dig up the bones of any overrated southern    
writer and have eye-socket-sex with its skull. -- lord dimwit   
2. Most likely to be a closet otter lover. -- hbabe   
3. Biggest beaver lover -- bender    
5. Most likely to become a movie star -- darkstar    
7. Most likely to marry outside their species -- antimusick    
8. Most likely to throw a tantrum and demand all their    
contributions deleted -- hardyhar    
13. Most likely to be the subject of an FBI sting -- amsterdamn   
14. Most likely to get a hummer from Karl Rove -- fb-    
16. Most likely to generate fear in small furry woodland    
creatures (take that any way you want) -- bear   
18. most likely to post to Linkfilter -- mac123   
19. Most likely to have a wrist callous from LFing. -- mac123    
20. most likely to circumnavigate the globe -- darkstar    
21. most likely to become a tree?    
22. Most likely to have a hit broadway musical based on their    
life story -- darkstar   
23. most likely to open a restaurant -- madtbone    
25. most likely to become a trashy novelist. -- jones   
28. Most likely to be fondled by John Stamos -- Or Andy Rooney    
(whichever's creepier) -- clu    
30. most likely to visit another planet -- Champthom   
31. most likely to be trampled by sex-crazed rhinos -- bear    
32. most likely to become a slashdot editor (ouch!) -- i7dealer    
33. most likely to meet gary busey. -- clu   
34. most likely to become the next gary busey. -- hammer of truth    
35. most likely to be hung out to dry by the Administration. -- amsterdamn    
36. most likely to make out with gary busey -- clu   
37. most likely to become an isolated hermit, writing a    
manifesto...   -- Frost  
39. least likely to give up turkey -- jones   
40. most likely to have a soho gallery showing. -- hollisfeats   
41. Most like to be a mad scientist minion for "FuzzyDave" -- ufx   
47. Most likely to end up on the cover of Juggs -- bender    
48. Most likely to have carnal relations with a sheep -- HardyHar (he's a "bottom")    
51. most likely to sell all worldly possessions and walk the    
earth. -- hammer of truth  
55. most likely to be drunk before noon on Sunday -- lord dimwit    
56. most likely to become royalty (either by marriage,    
acclamation or conquest) -- ortenzia caviglia    
59. Most likely to be famous in real life -- ortenzia caviglia    
60. most likely to go awwwwww... -- agent hunnydo!   
65. most likely to be the linkfilter everyone has a crush on. -- beaglebot     
67. most likely to have the largest pr0n collection on their    
hard drive -- timbley (just kidding!)   
76. most likely to have multiple personality disorder AND    
multiple accounts. -- grimrides    
86. most likely to throw a pot. -- smith    
87. most likely to punch a cop -- agent honeydew    
93. most likely to be completely insane. -- glitch    
94. most likely to burn the piss out of frozen waffles -- cornpone    
97. most likely to kill a man with a can of ravioli -- beaglebot    
102. most likely to post every link ever found that has    
something to do with sex. -- grimrides    
111. most likely to have a secret identity    
115. most likely to be insulted by lorddimwit -- everyone middle-class and below    
116. most metrosexual -- darkstar    
118. most likely to point out a repost -- bear   
119. most likely to always be discontent with life    
120. most likely to always be content with life -- beaglebot    
121. most likely to get angry at a republican? -- fluffy    
123. most likely to have a showing in a MOMA -- hollisfeats    
126. most likely to get shiggy with it! -- shiggy!    
127. Most likely to dress up like a teletubby -- cornpone